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[STEMO]

Its either the Kosovans or the one bucket method, depending on how warm and dry it is outside.  Obviously, as the neighbours will attest to, it hasn't seen either since the beginning of December


I am trying to find a decent valet bloke so that every 3 or 4 months it can have a proper bit of lovin', but no luck so far

Albs isn’t that far away and he loves doing it so much, he’ll do it for nowt. 

[2boxerdogs]

Got a good bunch in the local car wash always do a great job, but never let them touch the inside prefer to do that myself , because I do it better.

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

Its either the Kosovans or the one bucket method, depending on how warm and dry it is outside.  Obviously, as the neighbours will attest to, it hasn't seen either since the beginning of December


I am trying to find a decent valet bloke so that every 3 or 4 months it can have a proper bit of lovin', but no luck so far

Albs isn’t that far away and he loves doing it so much, he’ll do it for nowt. 

I have 3 cars here to take care of which is more than enough. 
Besides, after a few months of the one bucket method and the local Kosovan cowboys, it will take more than a proper wash to get rid of the scratches on the paintwork. 
I'm hoping to do the full detailing job on my paintwork come the summer - and then probably flog the car for a lot less than it owes me. 

[Mr Gav]

Anyone taking their car to the local eastern European car wash deserves all they get.


All the products they use will be cheap shite and their methods will leave a lot to be desired.

[STEMO]

Anyone taking their car to the local eastern European car wash deserves all they get.


All the products they use will be cheap shite and their methods will leave a lot to be desired.

Racist pig! I’m reporting you to Jeremy Corbyn. 

[TheBoy]

All the products they use will be cheap shite and their methods will leave a lot to be desired.

I think that's fair to say for any car washing business.

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

Not mine. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

What a bunch of bone idle bastards you lot  are.

I expect it from a work shy scouser like STMO but.......

It's good fun cleaning the car. I get to play with my pressure washer. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I often have a beer while I'm washing the car(s)

I refuse to pay £5 to a bunch of 'illegals' to wash my car with dirty water and a gritty sponge.

You lot must be made of money.

[Sir Tigger KC]

I often have a beer while I'm washing the car(s)

I refuse to pay £5 to a bunch of 'illegals' to wash my car with dirty water and a gritty sponge.

You lot must be made of money.

I'm so poor I have to hook my pressure washer up to the water butt, to save on the water bills. 

[Varche]

I often have a beer while I'm washing the car(s)

I refuse to pay £5 to a bunch of 'illegals' to wash my car with dirty water and a gritty sponge.

You lot must be made of money.

I'm so poor I have to hook my pressure washer up to the water butt, to save on the water bills. 

I bet you lick t’car clean wit tongue an kick yoursen int goolies to blow it dry an all.

[Sir Tigger KC]

I often have a beer while I'm washing the car(s)

I refuse to pay £5 to a bunch of 'illegals' to wash my car with dirty water and a gritty sponge.

You lot must be made of money.

I'm so poor I have to hook my pressure washer up to the water butt, to save on the water bills. 

I bet you lick t’car clean wit tongue an kick yoursen int goolies to blow it dry an all.

If I was that talented I wouldn't be licking cars! 

[TheBoy]

I often have a beer while I'm washing the car(s)

I refuse to pay £5 to a bunch of 'illegals' to wash my car with dirty water and a gritty sponge.

You lot must be made of money.

I have to be careful of my pressure washer, as it lifted the paint off TBE

[Mr Gav]

Anyone taking their car to the local eastern European car wash deserves all they get.


All the products they use will be cheap shite and their methods will leave a lot to be desired.

Racist pig! I’m reporting you to Jeremy Corbyn. 

Feel free 

I wouldn`t take if it was manned by English either 

All the products they use will be cheap shite and their methods will leave a lot to be desired.

I think that's fair to say for any car washing business.

Absolutely, they don`t give a shit how your paintwork looks afterwards as long as there is a profit 

I often have a beer while I'm washing the car(s)

I refuse to pay £5 to a bunch of 'illegals' to wash my car with dirty water and a gritty sponge.

Girl in the office has a 2 year old Kia Sportage and it`s full of swirl marks from these places 

[biggriffin]

I use the free stuff, at work.