Ostrich steak.

[STEMO]

Ye I'm trying to get in touch with my feminine side

Errrrr.........well........as long as you don't try to shag it. 

[BazaJT]

Damn that's my last chance of leg over gone then

[Sir Tigger KC]

Ye I'm trying to get in touch with my feminine side

Errrrr.........well........as long as you don't try to shag it. 

Damn that's my last chance of leg over gone then

Blimey there's an image!    Imagine trying to get an Ostrich to stand still!     

[STEMO]

Ye I'm trying to get in touch with my feminine side

Errrrr.........well........as long as you don't try to shag it. 

Damn that's my last chance of leg over gone then

Blimey there's an image!    Imagine trying to get an Ostrich to stand still!     

Or reach its...........errrr.......never mind. Move along now..........

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

To wash it down I've bought a couple of bottles of gin and a couple of bottles of 46 per cent Russian vodka.

.......along with a case of Hop House 13 lager.

I'm not driving tonight.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

......and a couple of bottles of Australian shiraz.

[STEMO]

To wash it down I've bought a couple of bottles of gin and a couple of bottles of 46 per cent Russian vodka.

.......along with a case of Hop House 13 lager.

I'm not driving tonight.

Have a good night, see you Tuesday.......when you wake up. 

[Sir Tigger KC]

To wash it down I've bought a couple of bottles of gin and a couple of bottles of 46 per cent Russian vodka.

.......along with a case of Hop House 13 lager.

I'm not driving tonight.

I've heard this new brand of Russian hooch is rather strong.    Novichok......?    I think it's called?             

Be careful with that stuff M'lud or you might end up drooling on a park bench!                               

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

To wash it down I've bought a couple of bottles of gin and a couple of bottles of 46 per cent Russian vodka.

.......along with a case of Hop House 13 lager.

I'm not driving tonight.

I've heard this new brand of Russian hooch is rather strong.    Novichok......?    I think it's called?             

Be careful with that stuff M'lud or you might end up drooling on a park bench!                               

.....and not for the first time.

[Mister Rog]

Yes ostrich quite tasty and as said supposedly better for you than beef etc.as is venison.

Better for you? Are we turning into a bunch of girlies then? Men eat a whole packet of bacon on half a white loaf for breakfast, a kebab for lunch and red meat of some sort for tea.
Ostrich indeed. Pah.

Tea ? We have cucumber sandwiches for tea. Steak and chips for dinner . . . . in the evening 

Just thought I'd raise that one again   

[STEMO]

You mean high tea, obviously. 

[Sir Tigger KC]

Yes ostrich quite tasty and as said supposedly better for you than beef etc.as is venison.

Better for you? Are we turning into a bunch of girlies then? Men eat a whole packet of bacon on half a white loaf for breakfast, a kebab for lunch and red meat of some sort for tea.
Ostrich indeed. Pah.

Tea ? We have cucumber sandwiches for tea. Steak and chips for dinner . . . . in the evening 

Just thought I'd raise that one again   

What do you have for Supper Rog? 

Welsh Rarebit?