Mind boggling

[Kevin Wood]

What I don't understand is, non-stop or not, why the Hell would you want to come to this Country if you live in Australia....

Culture, history, family roots, an absence of poisonous creatures..... I thought about mentioning, English spoken properly, manners and civilised behaviour, but they are from a bygone era now.

Then there's the beer that's actually chewable...

FYFY Mr W...

Indeed.. And black. I'm going through a phase where it needs to look like old engine oil.

EDIT: But not Guinness, natch.

[Lizzie Zoom]

I just couldn't go to Aussie land because of the spiders they have

If I did have the courage though I love to join one of those drivers of their road trains on their trek across the country. I reckon you would really see the real Australia

Like dirt roads and scorpions.

As long as it is not spiders I wouldn't care. It is those bloody horrible spiders that scare me!

[Mister Rog]

I just couldn't go to Aussie land because of the spiders they have

If I did have the courage though I love to join one of those drivers of their road trains on their trek across the country. I reckon you would really see the real Australia

Like dirt roads and scorpions.

As long as it is not spiders I wouldn't care. It is those bloody horrible spiders that scare me!

It's the Rolf Harris look-alikes that scare me . . . .

[aaronjb]

I just couldn't go to Aussie land because of the spiders they have

If I did have the courage though I love to join one of those drivers of their road trains on their trek across the country. I reckon you would really see the real Australia

Like dirt roads and scorpions.

And dead backpackers 

[Lizzie Zoom]

I just couldn't go to Aussie land because of the spiders they have

If I did have the courage though I love to join one of those drivers of their road trains on their trek across the country. I reckon you would really see the real Australia

Like dirt roads and scorpions.

As long as it is not spiders I wouldn't care. It is those bloody horrible spiders that scare me!

It's the Rolf Harris look-alikes that scare me . . . .

  Yes, now that is scary!

[ronnyd]

As long as you don,t end up in Wolf Creek.

[BazaJT]

Is it Perth that's closest to Phillip Island? If it is that'd do for me ,MotoGP and World Superbikes,fly in watch racing fly out again The only reason for going to Australia although the Bathurst 1000 could be added as a 3rd reason

[Sir Tigger KC]

Is it Perth that's closest to Phillip Island? If it is that'd do for me ,MotoGP and World Superbikes,fly in watch racing fly out again The only reason for going to Australia although the Bathurst 1000 could be added as a 3rd reason

Melbourne. 

[Doctor Gollum]

Just down the road then...

[Sir Tigger KC]

Just down the road then...

Just a 3 or 4 day drive! 

[Doctor Gollum]

Just down the road then...

Just a 3 or 4 day drive! 

Maybe but it's one road

[Sir Tigger KC]

Just down the road then...

Just a 3 or 4 day drive! 

Maybe but it's one long straight road

FTFY DG!