Yes our Police force has time for this !

[Sir Tigger KC]

Just wait until every human has to be micro-chipped and trackable by internal means!!

Perhaps we are already!

Yep we are all tracked via our mobile phones. 

[STEMO]

Just wait until every human has to be micro-chipped and trackable by internal means!!

Perhaps we are already!

Yep we are all tracked via our mobile phones. 

You think? 

[Sir Tigger KC]

Just wait until every human has to be micro-chipped and trackable by internal means!!

Perhaps we are already!

Yep we are all tracked via our mobile phones. 

You think? 

Yep, big brother is watching! 

[Doctor Gollum]

Just wait until every human has to be micro-chipped and trackable by internal means!!

Perhaps we are already!

Yep we are all tracked via our mobile phones. 

You think? 

STEMO cancels all his social media accounts and trots down to the shops to buy a Nokia 3310 and a hundred £1 pay sim cards. With cash...

[STEMO]

Just wait until every human has to be micro-chipped and trackable by internal means!!

Perhaps we are already!

Yep we are all tracked via our mobile phones. 

You think? 

STEMO cancels all his social media accounts and trots down to the shops to buy a Nokia 3310 and a hundred £1 pay sim cards. With cash...

The authorities would get very bored looking at my daily routine 

[STEMO]

In fact, google have stopped trying to send me 'relevant ads' 

[aaronjb]

My dog has my surname and mobile number on her tag, surely enough information for anyone that should find her if lost.
People my age hate this kind of shite, people treating you like fickin idiots, unable to think for yourself.*


*I realise that there are quite a few of these twots knocking about, but that shouldn't mean we are all brought down to their level.

To be fair, that's all ours has, too - still on the tag we bought when we got him, and that was all they could fit on it

In fact, google have stopped trying to send me 'relevant ads' 

Do you have a Mastercard? Ever buy things on it? Google knows what you bought

[Doctor Gollum]

In fact, google have stopped trying to send me 'relevant ads' 

Depending on your browser history, you can get some rather, um, 'interesting' adverts

[aaronjb]

In fact, google have stopped trying to send me 'relevant ads' 

Depending on your browser history, you can get some rather, um, 'interesting' adverts

eBay keeps advertising lingerie and women's latex bodysuits to me, and Facebook keeps advertising "personal massagers"

I swear, I don't know how they got there.

Honest, guv.

[STEMO]

In fact, google have stopped trying to send me 'relevant ads' 

Depending on your browser history, you can get some rather, um, 'interesting' adverts

Yeah, but in no way relevant. 'Offers I might like' on Amazon just read like a random catalogue. 

[Lizzie Zoom]

Just wait until every human has to be micro-chipped and trackable by internal means!!

Perhaps we are already!

Yep we are all tracked via our mobile phones. 

I did say "by internal means" as currently you can leave your phone anywhere you like whilst you are elsewhere.  An internal chip with tracking facility will be with you always.  Only a sheet of lead will stop you being tracked!

[Sir Tigger KC]

Just wait until every human has to be micro-chipped and trackable by internal means!!

Perhaps we are already!

Yep we are all tracked via our mobile phones. 

I did say "by internal means" as currently you can leave your phone anywhere you like whilst you are elsewhere.  An internal chip with tracking facility will be with you always. Only a sheet of lead will stop you being tracked!

I've been under the knife a few times, so who knows what they did while they were rummaging around!   

Perhaps I should wear a chain mail suit (not a bad idea when going to London anyway!) which would act like a faraday cage, so I can't be tracked?   

[ronnyd]

What i can,t understand are people who go out to work all day having a dog. Poor old thing howls its, head off all day and pishes off the neighbours. 

[Bigron]

Just wait until every human has to be micro-chipped and trackable by internal means!!

Perhaps we are already!

Yep we are all tracked via our mobile phones. 

I did say "by internal means" as currently you can leave your phone anywhere you like whilst you are elsewhere.  An internal chip with tracking facility will be with you always. Only a sheet of lead will stop you being tracked!

I've been under the knife a few times, so who knows what they did while they were rummaging around!   

Perhaps I should wear a chain mail suit (not a bad idea when going to London anyway!) which would act like a faraday cage, so I can't be tracked?   

Two choices here for it to be effective: earth the chain mail (difficult, if you want to move about) or have the chain mail made from mu-metal (very expensive) and have it enclose you completely - good luck with that one!

Ron.

[STEMO]

Just stay in and have everything delivered. Sorted.