Andy B

[TheBoy]

Don't dis The Colonel's secret recipe of 11 herbs and spices.  Their beans are shite though.

OK......so soggy beanz and stringy chicken float your boat.

I've had a fair amount of crap chicken from KFC in my time, but never stringy.

Now, American McDonalds chicken <whatever they call nuggets/dippers there> are horrible, stringy crap.

[Andy B]

Don't dis The Colonel's secret recipe of 11 herbs and spices.  Their beans are shite though.

Guess who make their beans ..... 

though I've no idea if the recipe differs from that of normal beanz 

[omegod]

Do you get free beans Andy ?

[Andy B]

Do you get free beans Andy ?

No. And there's hardly ever any in the Company Shop either 

[ronnyd]

Is it windy round there? 

[Andy B]

Is it windy round there? 

No ... never 

[Rods2]

Rarely buy expensive brands. My local Lidl & Aldi don't do low sugar & salt beans, so stock up at Tesco with their own brand at 4 for £1 where they entice me to shop there several times a year with 1 x 15% off & 2 x 10% vouchers, based on a minimum spend which I have no problem reaching for between 1 & 3 shopping trips to use them like their own brand coffee which is as good as Nescafe etc, etc. on things that Lidl & Aldi don't sell or is a poor imitation.

[Shackeng]

Rarely buy expensive brands. My local Lidl & Aldi don't do low sugar & salt beans, so stock up at Tesco with their own brand at 4 for £1 where they entice me to shop there several times a year with 1 x 15% off & 2 x 10% vouchers, based on a minimum spend which I have no problem reaching for between 1 & 3 shopping trips to use them like their own brand coffee which is as good as Nescafe etc, etc. on things that Lidl & Aldi don't sell or is a poor imitation.

Are you one of the 'tards I always seem to find delaying me at the checkout pawing through their wallet for an - out of date - voucher that Tesco have sent for stuff they know that you buy, but instead of just giving you the discount at the checkout, they arrange it just to delay customers who might be stupid enough to buy something else from the checkout stand while they are waiting completely unnecessarily?
Rant over.

[STEMO]

Rarely buy expensive brands. My local Lidl & Aldi don't do low sugar & salt beans, so stock up at Tesco with their own brand at 4 for £1 where they entice me to shop there several times a year with 1 x 15% off & 2 x 10% vouchers, based on a minimum spend which I have no problem reaching for between 1 & 3 shopping trips to use them like their own brand coffee which is as good as Nescafe etc, etc. on things that Lidl & Aldi don't sell or is a poor imitation.

Have you fickin heard yourself? 
God, what a boring episode.

[Rods2]

Rarely buy expensive brands. My local Lidl & Aldi don't do low sugar & salt beans, so stock up at Tesco with their own brand at 4 for £1 where they entice me to shop there several times a year with 1 x 15% off & 2 x 10% vouchers, based on a minimum spend which I have no problem reaching for between 1 & 3 shopping trips to use them like their own brand coffee which is as good as Nescafe etc, etc. on things that Lidl & Aldi don't sell or is a poor imitation.

Are you one of the 'tards I always seem to find delaying me at the checkout pawing through their wallet for an - out of date - voucher that Tesco have sent for stuff they know that you buy, but instead of just giving you the discount at the checkout, they arrange it just to delay customers who might be stupid enough to buy something else from the checkout stand while they are waiting completely unnecessarily?
Rant over.

No, I'm a shopping list dash round a store person, doing a trolly slalom around the old pensioners like STEMO crawling along as they hang on to their trolly handle with a grim death white knuckle grip, finished, chuck it on the checkout belt, chuck it in the trolly (this is the high productivity Aldi & lidl way, which I like) as swiped through the checkout, remote Tesco club card sorted, voucher in shirt pocket given, debit card paid and out. I like to get on with life, not dawdle, like SWMBO who always gets lost where I insist in taking charge of the trolly and going at my speed, her job is to keep up. I've made the mistake before in letting SWMBO do the shopping and she only buys what she likes.

[TheBoy]

You're still all wrong. The only Beanz comes in a gayish blue labelled tin.

[Andy B]

You're still all wrong. The only Beanz comes in a gayish blue labelled tin.

(and those white catering 92oz cans with a picture of Col Sanders  )

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Rarely buy expensive brands. My local Lidl & Aldi don't do low sugar & salt beans, so stock up at Tesco with their own brand at 4 for £1 where they entice me to shop there several times a year with 1 x 15% off & 2 x 10% vouchers, based on a minimum spend which I have no problem reaching for between 1 & 3 shopping trips to use them like their own brand coffee which is as good as Nescafe etc, etc. on things that Lidl & Aldi don't sell or is a poor imitation.

Have you fickin heard yourself? 
God, what a boring episode.

Your initial question was "What's going on with beans?"

How exciting did you think the response would be.

[Rods2]

Rarely buy expensive brands. My local Lidl & Aldi don't do low sugar & salt beans, so stock up at Tesco with their own brand at 4 for £1 where they entice me to shop there several times a year with 1 x 15% off & 2 x 10% vouchers, based on a minimum spend which I have no problem reaching for between 1 & 3 shopping trips to use them like their own brand coffee which is as good as Nescafe etc, etc. on things that Lidl & Aldi don't sell or is a poor imitation.

Have you fickin heard yourself? 
God, what a boring episode.

Your initial question was "What's going on with beans?"

How exciting did you think the response would be.

Next time he needs to make the question: "What's going on with women's beach volleyball?" and provide some links to examples and that will elicit much racier answers.

[Andy B]

You're still all wrong. The only Beanz comes in a gayish blue labelled tin.

Just for The Boy .....