Gatwick

[Doctor Gollum]

Still, if we're banning things, let's ban caravans before we ban drones

Except the ones that sell kebabs, please!

Obviously!

Exactly what is in kebab meat or is it better if I don't ask?.....

Slow grilled spam...

Yummy after 10 pints of Stella and with so much chilli sauce that you can't taste anything and get the ring of fire in the morning! 

Sure signs of a good night out the world over

[Kevin Wood]

Still, if we're banning things, let's ban caravans before we ban drones

Except the ones that sell kebabs, please!

Obviously!

Exactly what is in kebab meat or is it better if I don't ask?.....

Actually, we have a kebab shop here which is so good that I go there sober, as well as pi##ed.

I have a Chicken shish, though, rather than the generic "meat". 

[aaronjb]

I always chuckle at Chinese menus that contain the "Mixed Meat Special" or "Mixed Meat Chow Mein" .. they're always very non-specific on the mystery meat.

[Kevin Wood]

I always chuckle at Chinese menus that contain the "Mixed Meat Special" or "Mixed Meat Chow Mein" .. they're always very non-specific on the mystery meat.

Probably less hassle from the RSPCA that way.

[TheBoy]

Still, if we're banning things, let's ban caravans before we ban drones

Except the ones that sell kebabs, please!

Obviously!

Exactly what is in kebab meat or is it better if I don't ask?.....

Actually, we have a kebab shop here which is so good that I go there sober, as well as pi##ed.

I have a Chicken shish, though, rather than the generic "meat". 

Yup, the shop in Brakkers is good as well. Avoid the van that hogs most of the limited parking spaces in town - matters not how many Stellas your supped, it still tastes of paraffin.

[TheBoy]

Incidentally, it would appear that you can't readily buy dedicated drone insurance for personal use... It gets tacked onto your house policy.

I have no issues in buying my insurance (3rd party liability only, obviously)

Be interested to know where when the need arises

Sure, let me know then.  I wont post publically, due to the vitriolic nature of the anti-drone brigade, who don't actually grasp what a drone is, or the rules around them.

[Doctor Gollum]

 

[Kevin Wood]

Yup, the shop in Brakkers is good as well. Avoid the van that hogs most of the limited parking spaces in town - matters not how many Stellas your supped, it still tastes of paraffin.

So would your cooking if you had nowhere to wash your hands after filling the generator up with diesel.

[dave the builder]

Yup, the shop in Brakkers is good as well. Avoid the van that hogs most of the limited parking spaces in town - matters not how many Stellas your supped, it still tastes of paraffin.

So would your cooking if you had nowhere to wash your hands after filling the generator up with diesel.

peeing on your hands gets rid of the diesel smell ,urine is a de-greaser 
but diesel and the spices hides the smell/taste of the badly stored rotting meat 

[Varche]

Yup, the shop in Brakkers is good as well. Avoid the van that hogs most of the limited parking spaces in town - matters not how many Stellas your supped, it still tastes of paraffin.

So would your cooking if you had nowhere to wash your hands after filling the generator up with diesel.

peeing on your hands gets rid of the diesel smell ,urine is a de-greaser 
but diesel and the spices hides the smell/taste of the badly stored rotting meat 

Dave, the mind boggles. How do you know this stuff!?

[Doctor Gollum]

I wouldn't eat at his pub... 

[dave the builder]

Yup, the shop in Brakkers is good as well. Avoid the van that hogs most of the limited parking spaces in town - matters not how many Stellas your supped, it still tastes of paraffin.

So would your cooking if you had nowhere to wash your hands after filling the generator up with diesel.

peeing on your hands gets rid of the diesel smell ,urine is a de-greaser 
but diesel and the spices hides the smell/taste of the badly stored rotting meat 

Dave, the mind boggles. How do you know this stuff!?

I "get the call" when "everything goes to sh**"   
roughly translated ,if something breaks down,in pubs,cafes,friends/families home etc,and after the ill educated and don't have a clues have tried to fix it ,they call me .
I've seen the poor hygiene ,food rotting ,bad practice etc etc 

and everyone knows if you pee on grease covered washing up ,it cuts through all the grease .....
that's why kitchen sinks are 900mm high ,level with  men's "de-greaser dispenser"

[Varche]

Urgh, who you goner call? Pee grease busters.