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« Reply #15 on: 19 August 2008, 12:20:06 »
About 2 weeks after meeting the now wife, we were out for the day and she wanted to stop off at this little shop that does hand made birthday cards. It was a Saturday lunchtime and we had been out the night before and had a meal and a few drinks and my guts were playing up big time, but because we had just met, I wanted to make a good impression and not blow off infront of her. I pulled into the car park of the shop and she got out of the car and as soon as she had gone around the corner, I let out the biggest, stinkiest fart ever, my face must have been a picture when she walked back around the corner, the shop was shut for lunch and it was too late, she opened the door and nearly threw up. Luckily she saw how embarrassed I was and we now have a laugh about it ::)
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« Reply #16 on: 19 August 2008, 12:51:21 »
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About 2 weeks after meeting the now wife, we were out for the day and she wanted to stop off....

Mrs. KW always wonders why they didn't fit an additional air quality sensor for the climate control under the driver's seat.. Apparently the extra few seconds it could save in setting the fan speed to "MAX" and opening all 4 windows would considerably improve her quality of life.  :-[

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« Reply #17 on: 19 August 2008, 12:52:19 »
I always try to sneak them out for maximum effect ;D
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« Reply #18 on: 19 August 2008, 12:55:03 »
i used to let 1 rip in bed then pull the quilt over our heads.should of heard the abuse i got.  ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #19 on: 19 August 2008, 12:56:07 »
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i used to let 1 rip in bed then pull the quilt over our heads.should of heard the abuse i got.  ;D ;D ;D
Ahhh the Dutch Oven, always get a dig in the ribs for doing that ::)
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« Reply #20 on: 19 August 2008, 13:02:15 »
sometimes the vice grip, depending on the smell  ;D ;D
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« Reply #21 on: 19 August 2008, 13:05:35 »
Dirty Rotten Swines the lot of you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fancy doing that to us! ;D
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« Reply #22 on: 19 August 2008, 13:21:59 »
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Dirty Rotten Swines the lot of you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fancy doing that to us! ;D


so is having a headache when we are in a passionate  mood  ;D ;D
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« Reply #23 on: 19 August 2008, 13:25:10 »
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Dirty Rotten Swines the lot of you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fancy doing that to us! ;D
Don't tell me you girls don't fart ::)
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« Reply #24 on: 19 August 2008, 13:31:12 »
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Dirty Rotten Swines the lot of you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fancy doing that to us! ;D
Don't tell me you girls don't fart ::)


women are silent but deadly, they just blame us if they drop one in a crowd ;D ;D
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« Reply #25 on: 19 August 2008, 15:22:46 »
I never said that we don't pass wind, we just don't feel the need to turn it into a sport! ;D ;D ;D ;D


As for having a headache when you are feeling passionate, why should you get it all your own way?
You can't expect to fart at us one minute and get your leg over the next!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #26 on: 19 August 2008, 15:41:31 »
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You can't expect to fart at us one minute and get your leg over the next!!!

I always thought it was supposed to be other other way round:

Get Legover.
Fart.
Fall asleep.

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« Reply #27 on: 19 August 2008, 15:44:10 »
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SWMBO gives as good as she gets in this department :o  ::)

Snap! :'(

Bless them both.

Retribution can only be a good thing.  :-/ :-/
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« Reply #28 on: 19 August 2008, 15:47:23 »
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You can't expect to fart at us one minute and get your leg over the next!!!

I always thought it was supposed to be other other way round:

Get Legover.
Fart.
Fall asleep.

 ;D

Kevin

Yeah, you got to keep to the correct order.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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