Well, that was simple enough.

[Auto Addict]

Does it tell jehovas witnesses to eff off?

All you have to say to them, would you mind entering into your book not to call here please.

They won't bother you again.

[STEMO]

Does it tell jehovas witnesses to eff off?

All you have to say to them, would you mind entering into your book not to call here please.

They won't bother you again.

Hmmmmmmm 
Does it tell jehovas witnesses to put you on the 'do not disturb' list?

[Sir Tigger KC]

Does it tell jehovas witnesses to eff off?

All you have to say to them, would you mind entering into your book not to call here please.

They won't bother you again.

It's much more satisfying telling them to Eff Off though! 

That's not restricted to the Jovies either, door knockers of most descriptions particularly those trying to sell me shite or Labour candidates at election time generally get short shrift from me! 

[dave the builder]

Does it tell jehovas witnesses to eff off?

Do they still have them 

I don't answer the door
(unless someone is expected ,phoned first, observed on CCTV as being someone I know)

[Doctor Gollum]

Does it tell jehovas witnesses to eff off?

Do they still have them 

I don't answer the door
(unless someone is expected ,phoned first, observed on CCTV as being someone I know)

Indeed they do.

[TheBoy]

Does it tell jehovas witnesses to eff off?

All you have to say to them, would you mind entering into your book not to call here please.

They won't bother you again.

Like hell they do.  They see you as a convert target.

[TheBoy]

It's much more satisfying telling them to Eff Off though! 

Well, errr, uhmmm, not one of me finer moments...

A good few years back, we were having issues with the Jovos calling every other evening, trying to get me to see the light, so I'd got used to just shouting FO and a bit of name calling from the armchair, as you do...

...one evening they were particularly persistent, so I did answer the door, and it was my (then) neighbour calling round to let me know his ill son had just died and there would be lots of friends/family/coroner around, and sorry if it caused us any inconvenience.

Well, you can imagine now I felt  .


So I really try to refrain now.

[Doctor Gollum]

I would invite you in, but as it's Ramadan, I can't offer you anything to eat or drink and I wouldn't want to be rude...

[Entwood]

Please come in, I'll take copies of all your literature if you just sign this organ donor form .... they tend not to come back ....   

[Nick W]

I would invite you in, but as it's Ramadan, I can't offer you anything to eat or drink and I wouldn't want to be rude...

I would invite you in for tea, but it's Lent(from Wednesday anyway) and I'm not allowed to eat fat bastards like you.......

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

I will listen to your preaching if you come and donate a pint of blood with me afterwards. 

[Doctor Gollum]

I will listen to your preaching if you come and donate a pint of blood with me afterwards. 

Ooh fighting talk...

[Auto Addict]

Does it tell jehovas witnesses to eff off?

All you have to say to them, would you mind entering into your book not to call here please.

They won't bother you again.

Like hell they do.  They see you as a convert target.

It works for me, when they call at every house in our close, they give us a miss - try it and see

[Auto Addict]

Interesting what you catch on video.

Neighbours wife (retired) goes out at 2 a.m. every morning and returns at 2.20 a.m.

[Doctor Gollum]

Drugs or sex...