It's official.....Heinz beans are third rate.

[TheBoy]

And, I would suggest, in a blind taste test, Jaime would come a cropper.

She's tried that in the past. I'm talking the likes of Cross and Blackwell, as obviously even the cat cat tell the difference with a Tesco Value bean.  She's yet to get one passed me

I don't ask for much, but when I have a bean, it has to be proper Beanz.  If its any other bean, I'll have peas instead. Birdseye, obviously.

Your taste buds are well and truly f*cked from too much spicy lamb naga.....

Probably.  But I've always liked Beanz. Grandma used to do Beanz, which were far better than the NAAFI tosh mum used to get, mainly because we were poor.

So I still trust my taste buds more than a current bun reader.

[Kevin Wood]

So I still trust my taste buds more than a current bun reader.

Even after all that Naga?

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

They pay well though 

That's cause you work every weekend. 

They pay Mr Beanz enough to put a brand new Merc on the drive.

14 plate Merc if you please 

To people who own a 1999 0mega a car manufactured in 2014 rolled off the production line barely 5 minutes ago.

[Sir Tigger KC]

I've never rated baked beans of any description. 

[Doctor Gollum]

I've never rated baked beans of any description. 

Alphabetti spaghetti on the other hand... 

[Sir Tigger KC]

I've never rated baked beans of any description. 

Alphabetti spaghetti on the other hand... 

Now you're talking! 

Heinz of course! 

[Andy B]

They pay well though 

That's cause you work every weekend. 

They pay Mr Beanz enough to put a brand new Merc on the drive.

14 plate Merc if you please 

To people who own a 1999 0mega a car manufactured in 2014 rolled off the production line barely 5 minutes ago.

[TheBoy]

So I still trust my taste buds more than a current bun reader.

Even after all that Naga?

Consider Naga to be like a cleanser.  Much like gay wine in between munching different cheeses.

It resets the pallet.

[TheBoy]

I've never rated baked beans of any description. 

Yes, but you're a wrong'un...

[Sir Tigger KC]

I've never rated baked beans of any description. 

Yes, but you're a wrong'un...

It's been said.... 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I've never rated baked beans of any description. 

Yes, but you're a wrong'un...

A combination of Darzett scrumpy, a Morris Marina coupe, and local girls with loose morals and loose knicker elastic....

[Doctor Gollum]

I've never rated baked beans of any description. 

Yes, but you're a wrong'un...

A combination of Darzett scrumpy, a Morris Marina coupe, and local girls with loose morals and loose knicker elastic....

What's not to like

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I've never rated baked beans of any description. 

Yes, but you're a wrong'un...

A combination of Darzett scrumpy, a Morris Marina coupe, and local girls with loose morals and loose knicker elastic....

What's not to like

If I had to choose I'd say the the woeful Marina coupe.........

[Doctor Gollum]

Perhaps, but in the halcyon context of youth... first drink, first foray into womanly charms, first wheels...

[Sir Tigger KC]

I've never rated baked beans of any description. 

Yes, but you're a wrong'un...

A combination of Darzett scrumpy, a Morris Marina coupe, and local girls with loose morals and loose knicker elastic....

What's not to like

If I had to choose I'd say the the wicked Marina coupe.........

FTFY M'lud!