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[maria]

Offer em a bacon sarnie or sum pork hot dogs or empty booze over em that`ll sort em....

I would bertie but the buggers are bloody to fast and they run like hell

[amigov6]

I`ve just had a run in with sum teenagers on bmx`s doin stunts on the footpath on the retail park...so iwent over to em and politely asked to stop an leave the park...to which they replied fcku and what ya gonna do "GARY GLITTER" so off they go riding their bikes....When the chain came off 1 of em and he goes arse over tit...i`m ROTFL like a mad man i just wish i had it on camera it was so funny .....Plus i`ve just had avisit from the area patrol car asking if i`ve threatened sum kids on bikes to which i showed the cops the cam evidence of me goin and asking em to leave(our cams stay locked for 3 mins b4 moving back to original position) and the cops turn round and go"should of fallen off little idiots"... I just object to being called "GARY GLITTER" not my fault i share the same first name...might change it to bertie via deed poll....

Might be wise too stop wearing platform shoes and singing ""If ya wanna be in my gang my gang....if ya wanna be in my gang ohhhh yeahhhhh""  

Bet he's not singing "Hello Hello it's good to be back" anymore.