Qualcast 51cm petrol mower.......utter shite.

[STEMO]

Aldi special buy this week:
https://www.aldi.co.uk/self-propelled-petrol-lawn-mower/p/097814271231500?utm_source=Aldi&utm_medium=Email&utm_content=Header&utm_campaign=NFSBLarge10052019&sap-outbound-id=DD710C0FE9C2A169F26305712F3A8020AC857BD6

In appearance and specification it is almost identical to the model I currently loathe and despise.

You could have loathed and despised the Aldi one for less money.

[dave the builder]

You don't get any of this aggro with an electric mower, just plug her in and away we go! 

What would the power drop be with a 500m extension? Lord Opti's grounds are extensive.


Unlike his todger

Yep....not enough length. The lead I mean.

scatter some of these cheap battery packs about your land  for the gardener to plug into

[Sir Tigger KC]

You don't get any of this aggro with an electric mower, just plug her in and away we go! 

What would the power drop be with a 500m extension? Lord Opti's grounds are extensive.


Unlike his todger

Yep....not enough length. The lead I mean.

scatter some of these cheap battery packs about your land  for the gardener to plug into

Hmmm those might scare the Peacocks Dave. 

[dave the builder]

You don't get any of this aggro with an electric mower, just plug her in and away we go! 

What would the power drop be with a 500m extension? Lord Opti's grounds are extensive.


Unlike his todger

Yep....not enough length. The lead I mean.

scatter some of these cheap battery packs about your land  for the gardener to plug into

Hmmm those might scare the Peacocks Dave. 

I thought His pet lions ate all the Peacocks and small livestock   

[STEMO]

You don't get any of this aggro with an electric mower, just plug her in and away we go! 

What would the power drop be with a 500m extension? Lord Opti's grounds are extensive.


Unlike his todger

Yep....not enough length. The lead I mean.

scatter some of these cheap battery packs about your land  for the gardener to plug into

Hmmm those might scare the Peacocks Dave. 

I thought His pet lions ate all the Peacocks and small livestock   

My neighbours brother used to own a lion:

https://visitcudworth.co.uk/the-cudworth-lion/

[STEMO]

And then he bought a ranch to hide all his dodgy money, and.........

https://www.yorkshirepost.co.uk/news/latest-news/barnsley-s-lion-man-hits-black-gold-in-wild-west-1-2576660

[dave the builder]

there must be a lot of rich people in Barnsley
it's VERY HEAVILY POLICED 
I see Barnsley on the news,police camera action, road wars, traffic cops ,crimewatch,nightcops,Dixon of dock Barnsley green.......

[STEMO]

there must be a lot of rich people in Barnsley
it's VERY HEAVILY POLICED 
I see Barnsley on the news,police camera action, road wars, traffic cops ,crimewatch,nightcops,Dixon of dock Barnsley green.......

It's just one fella, he's very prolific. 

[dave the builder]

there must be a lot of rich people in Barnsley
it's VERY HEAVILY POLICED 
I see Barnsley on the news,police camera action, road wars, traffic cops ,crimewatch,nightcops,Dixon of dock Barnsley green.......

It's just one Scouse scally , he's very prolific. 

I don't know what prolific means 

[Doctor Gollum]

Busy, in a 'gets around' type of way

[Viral_Jim]

Aldi special buy this week:
https://www.aldi.co.uk/self-propelled-petrol-lawn-mower/p/097814271231500?utm_source=Aldi&utm_medium=Email&utm_content=Header&utm_campaign=NFSBLarge10052019&sap-outbound-id=DD710C0FE9C2A169F26305712F3A8020AC857BD6

In appearance and specification it is almost identical to the model I currently loathe and despise.

Wickes will sell you an almost identical one for a quid less, that doesn't have a BS engine.

[Darius]

If it isn't revving it's probably fuel starvation.

I had a similar problem with a two-stroke strimmer and I eventually traced it to the "transparent yellow" plastic tube used for the petrol pipe which was slowly being dissolved by the petrol and gumming up the carburettor.

Clean the jets in the carb and replace the pipe with good petrol-proof pipe.  Use a bit of RedeX to keep the carb clean.