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« Reply #15 on: 23 August 2008, 22:46:57 »
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Five Reasons why dogs are better than men.....


1  Dogs listen, They may not actually understand, but at least they listen.

2  Dogs never expect you to kick their testicles, they are happy to do
that for themselves.

3  Dogs never blame you if they can't find things they've lost.

4  Dogs love you, whatever size or shape you are.

5  Dogs' toys are cheap.




slight typo I hope, are is James into some freaky stuff? :o

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« Reply #16 on: 23 August 2008, 22:49:06 »
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Five Reasons why dogs are better than men.....


1  Dogs listen, They may not actually understand, but at least they listen.

2  Dogs never expect you to kick their testicles, they are happy to do
that for themselves.

3  Dogs never blame you if they can't find things they've lost.

4  Dogs love you, whatever size or shape you are.

5  Dogs' toys are cheap.




slight typo I hope, are is James into some freaky stuff? :o

Now now, what they get up to behind closed doors and all that.   ;D :y
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« Reply #17 on: 23 August 2008, 22:51:31 »
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Five Reasons why dogs are better than men.....


1  Dogs listen, They may not actually understand, but at least they listen.

2  Dogs never expect you to kick their testicles, they are happy to do
that for themselves.

3  Dogs never blame you if they can't find things they've lost.

4  Dogs love you, whatever size or shape you are.

5  Dogs' toys are cheap.




slight typo I hope, are is James into some freaky stuff? :o

Now now, what they get up to behind closed doors........

.........is everybodies business! lol

Just kiddin maria, kick away in private, luv!  ;)  :y
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« Reply #18 on: 23 August 2008, 22:53:09 »
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Five Reasons why dogs are better than men.....


1  Dogs listen, They may not actually understand, but at least they listen.

2  Dogs never expect you to kick their testicles, they are happy to do
that for themselves.

3  Dogs never blame you if they can't find things they've lost.

4  Dogs love you, whatever size or shape you are.

5  Dogs' toys are cheap.




slight typo I hope, are is James into some freaky stuff? :o

Now now, what they get up to behind closed doors........

.........is everybodies business! lol

Just kiddin maria, kick away in private, luv!  ;)  :y

I know you was just jokking gaffers, i dont take it to heart :)
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« Reply #19 on: 23 August 2008, 22:53:25 »
You know Maria has ordered a latex set of overalls and a plastic toy set with an ajustable spanner to tighten his nuts and open his relief valve.   ;D ;D ;D
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You know Maria has ordered a latex set off overalls and a plastic toy set with an ajustable spanner to tighten his nuts and open his relief valve.   ;D ;D ;D


You make me laugh , but how did you guess, dam i my secret is out  and i shall have fun tighten his nuts ;D ;D
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« Reply #21 on: 23 August 2008, 23:01:11 »
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You know Maria has ordered a latex set off overalls and a plastic toy set with an ajustable spanner to tighten his nuts and open his relief valve.   ;D ;D ;D


You make me laugh , but how did you guess, dam i my secret is out  and i shall have fun tighten his nuts ;D ;D

Maria can you talk to my wife?  I think she needs some pointers!   ;) :y
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You know Maria has ordered a latex set off overalls and a plastic toy set with an ajustable spanner to tighten his nuts and open his relief valve.   ;D ;D ;D


You make me laugh , but how did you guess, dam i my secret is out  and i shall have fun tighten his nuts ;D ;D

Maria can you talk to my wife?  I think she needs some pointers!   ;) :y

Ok will do if it helps ;) :y :)
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You know Maria has ordered a latex set off overalls and a plastic toy set with an ajustable spanner to tighten his nuts and open his relief valve.   ;D ;D ;D


You make me laugh , but how did you guess, dam i my secret is out  and i shall have fun tighten his nuts ;D ;D

Maria can you talk to my wife?  I think she needs some pointers!   ;) :y

Ok will do if it helps ;) :y :)

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #24 on: 23 August 2008, 23:14:39 »
Here you go gaffers, a girl in uniform, treat your missus
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You know Maria has ordered a latex set off overalls and a plastic toy set with an ajustable spanner to tighten his nuts and open his relief valve.   ;D ;D ;D


You make me laugh , but how did you guess, dam i my secret is out  and i shall have fun tighten his nuts ;D ;D

Maria can you talk to my wife?  I think she needs some pointers!   ;) :y

Ok will do if it helps ;) :y :)

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Gaffers I'm just changing the subject slightly but as you know now that i have got a wii , if and when james come over to you will he beable get me a wiifit  from over there :question

Dunno I can check though.  I know there is a massive shortage in UK/US but my sights are on the PS3 right now, then the Wii and Wii fit.....

...I am torn though ;D

For losing weight though I am told the Dance Revolution is awesome.  Do an hour of that every day for a month and watch the pounds fly off  ;)
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You know Maria has ordered a latex set off overalls and a plastic toy set with an ajustable spanner to tighten his nuts and open his relief valve.   ;D ;D ;D


You make me laugh , but how did you guess, dam i my secret is out  and i shall have fun tighten his nuts ;D ;D

Maria can you talk to my wife?  I think she needs some pointers!   ;) :y

Ok will do if it helps ;) :y :)

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Gaffers I'm just changing the subject slightly but as you know now that i have got a wii , if and when james come over to you will he beable get me a wiifit  from over there :question

Dunno I can check though.  I know there is a massive shortage in UK/US but my sights are on the PS3 right now, then the Wii and Wii fit.....

...I am torn though ;D

For losing weight though I am told the Dance Revolution is awesome.  Do an hour of that every day for a month and watch the pounds fly off  ;)


PMSL! ;D ;D ;D

Sod that!  Can I trade the wife in?    ;D ;D ;D ;D
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You know Maria has ordered a latex set off overalls and a plastic toy set with an ajustable spanner to tighten his nuts and open his relief valve.   ;D ;D ;D


You make me laugh , but how did you guess, dam i my secret is out  and i shall have fun tighten his nuts ;D ;D

Maria can you talk to my wife?  I think she needs some pointers!   ;) :y

Ok will do if it helps ;) :y :)

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Gaffers I'm just changing the subject slightly but as you know now that i have got a wii , if and when james come over to you will he beable get me a wiifit  from over there :question

Dunno I can check though.  I know there is a massive shortage in UK/US but my sights are on the PS3 right now, then the Wii and Wii fit.....

...I am torn though ;D

For losing weight though I am told the Dance Revolution is awesome.  Do an hour of that every day for a month and watch the pounds fly off  ;)


I will have  to go and buy that then it sounds a good game , thanks for the info :y
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You know Maria has ordered a latex set off overalls and a plastic toy set with an ajustable spanner to tighten his nuts and open his relief valve.   ;D ;D ;D


You make me laugh , but how did you guess, dam i my secret is out  and i shall have fun tighten his nuts ;D ;D

Maria can you talk to my wife?  I think she needs some pointers!   ;) :y

Ok will do if it helps ;) :y :)

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Gaffers I'm just changing the subject slightly but as you know now that i have got a wii , if and when james come over to you will he beable get me a wiifit  from over there :question

Dunno I can check though.  I know there is a massive shortage in UK/US but my sights are on the PS3 right now, then the Wii and Wii fit.....

...I am torn though ;D

For losing weight though I am told the Dance Revolution is awesome.  Do an hour of that every day for a month and watch the pounds fly off  ;)


PMSL! ;D ;D ;D

Sod that!  Can I trade the wife in?    ;D ;D ;D ;D


Ooops wrong thread......  meant the Russian bombshell lass!  ;)
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« Reply #29 on: 23 August 2008, 23:20:46 »
She in different disguises too.





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