Another stupid question . . . probably

[Sir Tigger KC]

Now what job could you possibly need a spade and aviation snips for?     

They go with his suspicious new patio..

Yes he's telling us it's for a cooker hood, but clearly he's dug out the BREXIT bunker with the spade, laid a new patio on top and the snips are for the ventilation shaft.   

[scimmy_man]

I just had a look at Rog's B&Q link and scrolled down to 'Frequently Bought Together'...... 

Apparently Rog should have bought a spade with his Aviation Snips! 

Now what job could you possibly need a spade and aviation snips for?     

plus gaffa tape?

[Nick W]

Now what job could you possibly need a spade and aviation snips for? 

They go with his suspicious new patio..

that would have suggested an axe and spade together. That's what I hear anyway...........

[Doctor Gollum]

Twenty gallons of battery acid and a waterbutt is probably more suspicious 

[Sir Tigger KC]

Oh blimey has anyone seen Mrs Rog recently?!     

[Mister Rog]

Oh blimey has anyone seen Mrs Rog recently?!     

She's a good girl. Currently up a ladder painting conservatory      

[Raeturbo]

Jesus you're too kind to that girl