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Field Marshal Dr. Opti

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He kissed a fat lass....
« on: 14 October 2019, 15:04:59 »
......... ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: He kissed a fat lass....
« Reply #1 on: 14 October 2019, 15:11:08 »
Apparently the kiss was wet and sloppy and he had food around his mouth. :-X
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Re: He kissed a fat lass....
« Reply #2 on: 14 October 2019, 15:51:54 »
You been on the sauce again old chap?
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Re: He kissed a fat lass....
« Reply #3 on: 14 October 2019, 16:05:45 »
Quote from: jimmy944 on 14 October 2019, 15:51:54
You been on the sauce again old chap?
Opti hasn't, but Gazza certainly has.
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Re: He kissed a fat lass....
« Reply #4 on: 14 October 2019, 16:07:44 »
If it was Opti, he'd have said 'Is that your fiver on the floor, love?', and taken her from behind  ;D
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Re: He kissed a fat lass....
« Reply #5 on: 14 October 2019, 17:05:35 »
Mm that’s foul, hope she didn’t take offside.. err offence♋️
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Re: He kissed a fat lass....
« Reply #6 on: 14 October 2019, 17:38:59 »
He was trying to help give a fat lass more confidence. :)
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Re: He kissed a fat lass....
« Reply #7 on: 14 October 2019, 17:52:40 »
how do you chat up a fat lass?

peice of cake,
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Re: He kissed a fat lass....
« Reply #8 on: 14 October 2019, 20:25:24 »
Fat lasses are like mopeds....

Great fun to ride, but you don't want to seen with one!  :)
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Re: He kissed a fat lass....
« Reply #9 on: 14 October 2019, 20:29:40 »
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 14 October 2019, 20:25:24
Fat lasses are like mopeds....

Great fun to ride, but you don't want to seen with one!  :)
The old fat lass joke:
Have you taken any precautions, darling?
Yeah.....I've tied a plank across me back and written me name and address on the soles of my feet.
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Re: He kissed a fat lass....
« Reply #10 on: 14 October 2019, 20:40:45 »
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 14 October 2019, 20:25:24
Fat lasses are like mopeds....

Great fun to ride, but you don't want to seen with one!  :)
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          Answer your phone ;)
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Re: He kissed a fat lass....
« Reply #11 on: 14 October 2019, 20:41:58 »
Last time I was with a F L I burned my arse on the light bulb ::)
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Re: He kissed a fat lass....
« Reply #12 on: 14 October 2019, 20:42:37 »
Quote from: Raeturbo on 14 October 2019, 20:40:45
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 14 October 2019, 20:25:24
Fat lasses are like mopeds....

Great fun to ride, but you don't want to seen with one!  :)
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          Answer your phone ;)
Don't Tigger  :o He's gonna set you up with the famous Welsh Mega Lass.  ;D
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Re: He kissed a fat lass....
« Reply #13 on: 14 October 2019, 20:45:08 »
Bloody hell rumbled again ;D :D :D
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Re: He kissed a fat lass....
« Reply #14 on: 14 October 2019, 22:09:42 »
Quote from: STEMO on 14 October 2019, 20:29:40
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 14 October 2019, 20:25:24
Fat lasses are like mopeds....

Great fun to ride, but you don't want to seen with one!  :)
The old fat lass joke:
Have you taken any precautions, darling?
Yeah.....I've tied a plank across me back and written me name and address on the soles of my feet.

I told my mates 14 yr old son to take precautions, "always give a false name" him mum was unimpressed. ::)
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