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Re: Why I hate what Health & Safety has become
« Reply #60 on: 27 August 2008, 23:52:39 »
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All these offers!!!! :o :o :o :o :o :o ;)

Are all you men that desperate to see a woman get under their car to service / fix that you would cook all that lovely food for me? :o ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D

I would of course also require a romantic evening in the West End of London after I had bathed in rose scented water, with fifty candles and scent sticks burning all round, along with gentle atmospheric music playing continuously.  :) :) ;)

Now I not asking for too much am I? I think I would deserve it! :D :D :D ;)




Eh no, I'd get it from a decent chippy I know  ;D ;D ;D

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Never knock a good English chippy eh Ken?  You just cannot beat them!! :D ;)

I used to have one of those as well. ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Why I hate what Health & Safety has become
« Reply #61 on: 27 August 2008, 23:56:10 »
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All these offers!!!! :o :o :o :o :o :o ;)

Are all you men that desperate to see a woman get under their car to service / fix that you would cook all that lovely food for me? :o ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D

I would of course also require a romantic evening in the West End of London after I had bathed in rose scented water, with fifty candles and scent sticks burning all round, along with gentle atmospheric music playing continuously.  :) :) ;)

Now I not asking for too much am I? I think I would deserve it! :D :D :D ;)




Eh no, I'd get it from a decent chippy I know  ;D ;D ;D

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Never knock a good English chippy eh Ken?  You just cannot beat them!! :D ;)

I used to have one of those as well. ;D ;D ;D ;D

.............and I know Skruntie you would have fed me on so much lovely fish & chips I would not have been able to get out of the door, completely at your mercy!!
 :o :o :o ;D ;D ;)
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Re: Why I hate what Health & Safety has become
« Reply #62 on: 28 August 2008, 01:02:27 »
Typical i try too get my car fixed on the cheap by offering food and all you buggers jump in.....oh well back too that horrible greasy little man at vauxhall i guess.. :'( :'( :'( ;D
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« Reply #63 on: 28 August 2008, 01:04:48 »
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Typical i try too get my car fixed on the cheap by offering food and all you buggers jump in.....oh well back too that horrible greasy little man at vauxhall i guess.. :'( :'( :'( ;D


You give up too early Stuart! :o :o ;D ;D ;D ;)
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« Reply #64 on: 28 August 2008, 01:05:44 »
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Typical i try too get my car fixed on the cheap by offering food and all you buggers jump in.....oh well back too that horrible greasy little man at vauxhall i guess.. :'( :'( :'( ;D


You give up too early Stuart! :o :o ;D ;D ;D ;)

You cant compete with a proper Yorkshire man.   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #65 on: 28 August 2008, 01:10:24 »
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Typical i try too get my car fixed on the cheap by offering food and all you buggers jump in.....oh well back too that horrible greasy little man at vauxhall i guess.. :'( :'( :'( ;D


You give up too early Stuart! :o :o ;D ;D ;D ;)


Hmmm i dunno about that....as lovely as my yorkies are a steak dinner or haggis well its a hard act too follow.

Oh and what on earth you doing up at gone 1am.... :o

Still nice too have some quality company  :y
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« Reply #66 on: 28 August 2008, 01:11:38 »
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Typical i try too get my car fixed on the cheap by offering food and all you buggers jump in.....oh well back too that horrible greasy little man at vauxhall i guess.. :'( :'( :'( ;D


You give up too early Stuart! :o :o ;D ;D ;D ;)

You cant compete with a proper Yorkshire man.   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Oi buster at least you can fix your own car....unlike mr cack handed here... ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #67 on: 28 August 2008, 01:14:28 »
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Typical i try too get my car fixed on the cheap by offering food and all you buggers jump in.....oh well back too that horrible greasy little man at vauxhall i guess.. :'( :'( :'( ;D


You give up too early Stuart! :o :o ;D ;D ;D ;)

You cant compete with a proper Yorkshire man.   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Oi buster at least you can fix your own car....unlike mr cack handed here... ;D ;D ;D

Speak for yourself.

I am as much use as a chocolate firegaurd.  ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #68 on: 28 August 2008, 01:18:10 »
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Typical i try too get my car fixed on the cheap by offering food and all you buggers jump in.....oh well back too that horrible greasy little man at vauxhall i guess.. :'( :'( :'( ;D


You give up too early Stuart! :o :o ;D ;D ;D ;)

You cant compete with a proper Yorkshire man.   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Oi buster at least you can fix your own car....unlike mr cack handed here... ;D ;D ;D

Speak for yourself.

I am as much use as a chocolate firegaurd.  ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Well at least im not the only one then....seems like every bugger was born with a spanner in there hand... ;D

I was starting too feel quite inadequate... ;D
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Re: Why I hate what Health & Safety has become
« Reply #69 on: 28 August 2008, 01:20:06 »
I am good at dis-assembly but naff at putting them back together,  allways end up with bits lef over. ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #70 on: 28 August 2008, 01:25:38 »
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I am good at dis-assembly but naff at putting them back together,  allways end up with bits lef over. ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Thats what the dustbin is for.... ;D

Reminds me of a pikey ex mate of mine when he fitted new disks too my Sierra (hammered them on...i kid you not) when i asked what that bracket thing was for and the bolt...ahhh there not needed and got lobed out of the door. :o

Cant work out why brand new disks were warped like bugger a week later  ;D ;D

Best bit is he was a breakdown operative........ :D
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Re: Why I hate what Health & Safety has become
« Reply #71 on: 28 August 2008, 01:29:21 »
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I am good at dis-assembly but naff at putting them back together,  allways end up with bits lef over. ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Thats what the dustbin is for.... ;D

Reminds me of a pikey ex mate of mine when he fitted new disks too my Sierra (hammered them on...i kid you not) when i asked what that bracket thing was for and the bolt...ahhh there not needed and got lobed out of the door. :o

Cant work out why brand new disks were warped like bugger a week later  ;D ;D

Best bit is he was a breakdown operative........ :D

Sounds like a complete misfit with a toolbox.

Hammering disks on,  FFS  :-/ :-/
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« Reply #72 on: 28 August 2008, 01:35:43 »
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I am good at dis-assembly but naff at putting them back together,  allways end up with bits lef over. ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Thats what the dustbin is for.... ;D

Reminds me of a pikey ex mate of mine when he fitted new disks too my Sierra (hammered them on...i kid you not) when i asked what that bracket thing was for and the bolt...ahhh there not needed and got lobed out of the door. :o

Cant work out why brand new disks were warped like bugger a week later  ;D ;D

Best bit is he was a breakdown operative........ :D

Sounds like a complete misfit with a toolbox.

Hammering disks on,  FFS  :-/ :-/

Yeah tell me about it....was a case of cant be botherd too find out whats wrong wheres my club hammer.

Shame as it was a lovely car 2000E quite rare for a seirra. :(
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Re: Why I hate what Health & Safety has become
« Reply #73 on: 28 August 2008, 01:44:00 »
 

A rule I learned when I was up in Glasgow :

Don't force it, use a bigger hammer  :y

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« Reply #74 on: 28 August 2008, 01:45:27 »
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A rule I learned when I was up in Glasgow :

Don't force it, use a bigger hammer  :y

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Ken thats fine on people but not on poor disks  ;D
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