How hard can it be?

[Sir Tigger KC]

Just as soon as his bath is ready... 

Yes. Submerge oneself, plugged in laptop balanced on belly, and call people cretinous, retarded mongs. 

Fixed!   

[STEMO]

Just as soon as his bath is ready... 

Yes. Submerge oneself, plugged in laptop balanced on belly, and call people cretinous, retarded mongs. 

Fixed!   

There's room for tea and lappy. 

[dave the builder]

Just as soon as his bath is ready... 

Yes. Submerge oneself, plugged in laptop balanced on belly, and call people cretinous, retarded mongs. 

Fixed!   

There's room for tea and laptop  . 

and a toaster for snacks
maybe the bath tub is not big enough for a TV over 27" 

[STEMO]

Just as soon as his bath is ready... 

Yes. Submerge oneself, plugged in laptop balanced on belly, and call people cretinous, retarded mongs. 

Fixed!   

There's room for tea and laptop  . 

and a toaster for snacks
maybe the bath tub is not big enough for a TV over 27" 

He's late, probably stuck in traffic, being held up by people who should be culled.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Just as soon as his bath is ready... 

Yes. Submerge oneself, plugged in laptop balanced on belly, and call people cretinous, retarded mongs. 

Fixed!   

There's room for tea and laptop  . 

and a toaster for snacks
maybe the bath tub is not big enough for a TV over 27" 

Don't forget the kettle and while we're at it a microwave? 

He'll need another multi plug lead to plug into the multi plug lead to power it all! 

[Sir Tigger KC]

Just as soon as his bath is ready... 

Yes. Submerge oneself, plugged in laptop balanced on belly, and call people cretinous, retarded mongs. 

Fixed!   

There's room for tea and laptop  . 

and a toaster for snacks
maybe the bath tub is not big enough for a TV over 27" 

He's late, probably stuck in traffic, being held up by people who should be culled.

Unless he's standing on a delayed train packed in with the great un-washed! 

[dave the builder]

Just as soon as his bath is ready... 

Yes. Submerge oneself, plugged in laptop balanced on belly, and call people cretinous, retarded mongs. 

Fixed!   

There's room for tea and laptop  . 

and a toaster for snacks
maybe the bath tub is not big enough for a TV over 27" 

Don't forget the kettle and while we're at it a microwave? 

He'll need another power station to power it all! 

FTFY 

he could just get a new bath tub clicky and put it in the living room and watch the existing TV ,computer server array ,etc
less distance for poor Mrs Eboy.com to deliver snacks and tea and still soak his Jeremy's

[TheBoy]

Yup, you know exactly where I am right now

Looked at every link, none meet the criteria I've given. And to be clear, I wont buy such an item from ebay.  That reminds me, I need to update that thread with yesterdays disappointment.


It has to be a max of 27" due to space constraints - so don't send links to 32" ones, there are millions of those, but I suspect they wont work if I saw the sides and top off so it fits.  It has to be 1080p, and Smart for specific reasons.


These were reasonably common.

[dave the builder]

just stick a dongle up it if it needs to be smart tv ,the NOW TV one is small 

[TheBoy]

just stick a dongle up it if it needs to be smart tv ,the NOW TV one is small 

Nah, that aint gonna work.  The idea is to reduce the clutter there, not add more.  That would leave me no better off than my current analogue LCD and its STB/Smart device.

[Doctor Gollum]

https://www.johnlewis.com/panasonic-tx-24fs500b-led-hdr-hd-ready-720p-smart-tv-24-with-freeview-play-black/p3563537

[STEMO]

I can see where it says 720p without even opening the link .

[Doctor Gollum]

https://www.johnlewis.com/dell-s2719dm-wide-quad-hd-monitor-27-black-silver/p3799223

[STEMO]

https://www.johnlewis.com/dell-s2719dm-wide-quad-hd-monitor-27-black-silver/p3799223

That's not an actual telly.

[Doctor Gollum]

https://www.johnlewis.com/dell-s2719dm-wide-quad-hd-monitor-27-black-silver/p3799223

That's not an actual telly.

And therein lies the crux of the problem...