Jaguar I-Pace Test Drive

Started by Field Marshal Dr. Opti, 14 February 2020, 09:16:00

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Field Marshal Dr. Opti

I wouldn't want or buy one, but it was good to experience these new cars that run on 'elastictrickery'

No more than an expensive household appliance really.

Andy B


Field Marshal Dr. Opti

Quote from: Andy B on 14 February 2020, 19:40:14
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 14 February 2020, 19:14:00
A big 4x4 is on my future list, .....

Like my brown red ML?  ::) ::)  ;D ;D

Nah....That's just a van with windows. ::) ::) ;)

Doctor Gollum

Quote from: Andy B on 14 February 2020, 19:40:14
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 14 February 2020, 19:14:00
A big 4x4 is on my future list, .....

Like my brown red ML?  ::) ::)  ;D ;D
I was thinking GL... Proper van with windows rather than the dinky hatchback you have  :P or an imported GM product. Thinking a couple of years ahead, so a facelifted 2011 ish GL450/500 should be sensible money by then... especially as it will be bought with cash.
Onanists always think outside the box.

biggriffin

WTF... The Lord has gone green n Softy, or he's had the engine nicked. ;D
Hoof'land storeman.

Field Marshal Dr. Opti

Quote from: biggriffin on 14 February 2020, 19:56:56
WTF... The Lord http://images.omegaowners.com/forum/smf2000/Smileys/oofstd/embarrassed.gifhas gone green n Softy, or he's had the engine nicked. ;D

Not my type of car but it was free BG.

Posh coffee, fancy pastries, they even let me have a go on the receptionists tits. That is what I call customer service. :y :D

Doctor Gollum

Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 14 February 2020, 20:34:08
Quote from: biggriffin on 14 February 2020, 19:56:56
WTF... The Lord http://images.omegaowners.com/forum/smf2000/Smileys/oofstd/embarrassed.gifhas gone green n Softy, or he's had the engine nicked. ;D

Not my type of car but it was free BG.

Posh coffee, fancy pastries, they even let me have a go on the receptionists tits. That is what I call desperation for customers :y :D
Still, at least they looked after you...  :D
Onanists always think outside the box.

Andy B

Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 14 February 2020, 19:49:01
Quote from: Andy B on 14 February 2020, 19:40:14
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 14 February 2020, 19:14:00
A big 4x4 is on my future list, .....

Like my brown red ML?  ::) ::)  ;D ;D
I was thinking GL... Proper van with windows rather than the dinky hatchback you have  :P or an imported GM product. Thinking a couple of years ahead, so a facelifted 2011 ish GL450/500 should be sensible money by then... especially as it will be bought with cash.
:y :y

Field Marshal Dr. Opti

Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 14 February 2020, 09:16:00
No idea why Photobucket is daubed all over  the pictures. :( :(

Nice enough car in a sterile unemotional sort of way. Quite quick initially but breathless above 70 MPH.

The ideal car for people who have no interest in cars other than getting from A to B.





















Sir Tigger KC

In the first picture, is Mrs Opti the photographer?  ???   Or is that you wearing a dress?  :-\  ::)

Should we start calling you Lady Trans-Opti?  :)
RIP Paul 'Luvvie' Lovejoy

Politically homeless ......

biggriffin

Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 14 February 2020, 20:34:08
Quote from: biggriffin on 14 February 2020, 19:56:56
WTF... The Lord http://images.omegaowners.com/forum/smf2000/Smileys/oofstd/embarrassed.gifhas gone green n Softy, or he's had the engine nicked. ;D

Not my type of car but it was free BG.

Posh coffee, fancy pastries, they even let me have a go on the receptionists tits. That is what I call customer service. :y :D
With customer service like that couldn't say no really,. Worth buying a jaaaag just for the extras,, photo of the extras next time ;)
Hoof'land storeman.

Field Marshal Dr. Opti

Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 14 February 2020, 23:54:04
In the first picture, is Mrs Opti the photographer?  ???  Or is that you wearing a dress?  :-\  ::)

Should we start calling you Lady Trans-Opti?  :)

In 2020 a fetching frock and a 5 o'clock shadow are perfectly acceptable. :)

Sir Tigger KC

Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 15 February 2020, 10:31:13
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 14 February 2020, 23:54:04
In the first picture, is Mrs Opti the photographer?  ???  Or is that you wearing a dress?  :-\  ::)

Should we start calling you Lady Trans-Opti?  :)

In 2020 a fetching frock and a 5 o'clock shadow are perfectly acceptable. :)

Yes and note I used the friendly smiley smiley, not the laughing smiley.  I don't want to get a knock on the door!  :-X  ::)  ;)
RIP Paul 'Luvvie' Lovejoy

Politically homeless ......

Field Marshal Dr. Opti

Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 15 February 2020, 10:38:45
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 15 February 2020, 10:31:13
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 14 February 2020, 23:54:04
In the first picture, is Mrs Opti the photographer?  ???  Or is that you wearing a dress?  :-\  ::)

Should we start calling you Lady Trans-Opti?  :)

In 2020 a fetching frock and a 5 o'clock shadow are perfectly acceptable. :)

Yes and note I used the friendly smiley smiley, not the laughing smiley.  I don't want to get a knock on the door!  :-X  ::)  ;)

I'm sure sure of the 'Marina conquests' were shaving twice a day, but  you were too pissed on Darzett scrumpy to notice, or care. :)

Andy B

not a bad video review of the i-Pace here .... https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=15&v=CEyfCcAbtKU&feature=emb_logo

he wasn't impressed with trying to charge it though