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[STEMO]

As I was unpacking my shopping from the car this morning, an old fella from up the road came over to speak to me:
Tom
How do, Steve. Been shoppin?
Yes, mate, no toilet roll in here, no hoarding.
A say, some bloke were tellin me that one pound sanitiser is twenty, thirty, forty pounds ont internet, shouldn't be allowed.
Supply and demand, Tom.
Well, I'll tell thee now, lad, I'd get virus before I'd pay that.
 
Proper Barnsley attitude.

[biggriffin]

I bet he'd pay anything for it if his pigeons,or whippet needed it,, Barnsley priorities.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I bet he'd pay anything for it if his pigeons,or whippet needed it,, Barnsley priorities.

.......but won't waste their brass on the wife.

[dave the builder]

supermarkets are re-stocking
but bog roll and pasta etc are being rationed by some 

[redelitev6]

Yorkshire reaction to expert advice , " Tha knows nowt thee lad "  

[Varche]

 

[biggriffin]

supermarkets are re-stocking
but bog roll and pasta etc are being rationed by some 

 14 days isolation with that pretty girl, now what would we do... Best ask our resident love God, Calling Lord opti

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

supermarkets are re-stocking
but bog roll and pasta etc are being rationed by some 

 14 days isolation with that pretty girl, now what would we do... Best ask our resident love God, Calling Lord opti

Certainly pretty.......and if the world ends the week after next she could certainly offer some comfort.

[TheBoy]

supermarkets are re-stocking
but bog roll and pasta etc are being rationed by some 

 14 days isolation with that pretty girl, now what would we do... Best ask our resident love God, Calling Lord opti

But he has a hankering for ugly birds, so ignore him.

That chick is worth a squirt, mind.

[biggriffin]

supermarkets are re-stocking
but bog roll and pasta etc are being rationed by some 

 14 days isolation with that pretty girl, now what would we do... Best ask our resident love God, Calling Lord opti

But he has a hankering for ugly birds, so ignore him.

That chick is worth a squirt, mind.

 Nadin Dorris, has just gone into isolation, she's not a bad looking bit of fluffy, better than that shabby jackrat, that opti coo's over.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

supermarkets are re-stocking
but bog roll and pasta etc are being rationed by some 

 14 days isolation with that pretty girl, now what would we do... Best ask our resident love God, Calling Lord opti

But he has a hankering for ugly birds, so ignore him.

That chick is worth a squirt, mind.

Nadin Dorris, has just gone into isolation, she's not a bad looking bit of fluffy, better than that shabby jackrat, that opti coo's over.

If it fell to me to bone an MP I would go for Heidi Allen first........even if she is/was a Tory.

[redelitev6]

You can bet that Diane Abbot will be the very last person to catch it - just no justice sometimes   

[biggriffin]

You can bet that Diane Abbot will be the very last person to catch it - just no justice sometimes   

 If she does catch it she will brand it a racist attack.