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[STEMO]

The f**kin braindead dildos round here have started using it as an excuse for a firework display.

[New POD]

where would you get fireworks from at this time of year?

It reminds me of a bloke i worked with who is now very senior in the business, who had 30 boxes of dodgy fireworks in his locker and was flogging them to our workmates. 

[Raeturbo]

The f**kin braindead dildos round here have started using it as an excuse for a firework display.

               Aye, where there’s a dickhead there’s a firework🧨

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

Had exactly the same in our area last Thurs. night. Attention seeking morons.

[mars]

It's a lovely gesture in theory but there are problems. Our local news programme showed a street with small terraced houses with no front gardens. Most of the residents turned out to show their appreciation but ended up almost shoulder to shoulder along this street which broke the social distancing rules.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Fireworks here as well and to be honest I think it's becoming a bit of a virtue signalling exercise.      

[STEMO]

My dog thinks it's November. Time to hide under the bed.

[Nick W]

Surely giving carers the clap means breaking lockdown procedures?

[Rangie]

Our road does it every week only 20 houses in it, the chap across the road from us plays in a brass band so he adds some musical accompaniment ..😎

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

My dog thinks it's November. Time to hide under the bed.

You or the mutt?

[biggriffin]

Surely giving carers the clap means breaking lockdown procedures?

 Looking at some of them, they'd be grateful...

[TheBoy]

//Icke mode on

Clearly the clapping wasn't loud enough to mask the 5G switch on

[dave the builder]

//Icke mode on

Clearly the clapping wasn't loud enough to mask the 5G switch on

we'll all be walking round with the App to "track n trace  Coronavirus" soon 
an excellent way speed up 5G intake ,oops    i mean uptake 
obviously no one will exploit the population walking round with their bluetooth enabled,GPS enabled etc because that would be wrong 

[Sir Tigger KC]

//Icke mode on

Clearly the clapping wasn't loud enough to mask the 5G switch on

we'll all be walking round with the App to "track n trace  Coronavirus" soon 
an excellent way speed up 5G intake ,oops    i mean uptake 
obviously no one will exploit the population walking round with their bluetooth enabled,GPS enabled etc because that would be wrong 

We won't even need an app soon, as when the 'vaccine' is available it will contain one of Bill Gate's nano chips and then they can track and monitor us via that!     

[dave the builder]

//Icke mode on

Clearly the clapping wasn't loud enough to mask the 5G switch on

we'll all be walking round with the App to "track n trace  Coronavirus" soon 
an excellent way speed up 5G intake ,oops    i mean uptake 
obviously no one will exploit the population walking round with their bluetooth enabled,GPS enabled etc because that would be wrong 

We won't even need an app soon, as when the 'vaccine' is available it will contain one of Bill Gate's nano chips and then they can track and monitor us via that!     

OK, i'm checking ebay for 5G jammer as i type