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[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Dentists are in very short supply at the moment and toothache can bring a grown man to tears.

[deviator]

Dentists are in very short supply at the moment and toothache can bring a grown man to tears.

If you ring 111, they will tell you where the nearest dentist taking emergencies is.

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

Too late for me. I only have 15 teeth left, which fortunately includes the front ones. I also cant wear NHS dentures. Gag reflex kicks in as soon as I put them near my mouth.
And no way am I spending £1500 on a set of good quality dentures. I could buy five Omegas for that !

[dave the builder]

Would you really want to go to a Dentist right now anyway 

just visit the on-line DENTIST clicky

[Sir Tigger KC]

Would you really want to go to a Dentist right now anyway 

just visit the on-line DENTIST clicky

That depends on how much pain you are in. 

I was working in Romania a few years ago when a wisdom tooth got infected and it was bloody agony!   

My options were to try and persuade my boss that I needed flying back home and then hope my dentist could fit me in quickly or find a local dentist. 

I went for the latter, found a dentist in Bucharest and for about £20, she X-Rayed me, pulled the offending tooth, put a couple of stitches in, gave me a course of antibiotics and some nice painkillers, and sent me on my way with a check up appointment a week later. 

[STEMO]

Would you really want to go to a Dentist right now anyway 

just visit the on-line DENTIST clicky

That depends on how much pain you are in. 

I was working in Romania a few years ago when a wisdom tooth got infected and it was bloody agony!   

My options were to try and persuade my boss that I needed flying back home and then hope my dentist could fit me in quickly or find a local dentist. 

I went for the latter, found a dentist in Bucharest and for about £20, she X-Rayed me, pulled the offending tooth, put a couple of stitches in, gave me a course of antibiotics and some nice painkillers, and sent me on my way with a check up appointment a week later. 

Stitches? Was she rough with you?

[dave the builder]

Would you really want to go to a Dentist right now anyway 

just visit the on-line DENTIST clicky

That depends on how much pain you are in. 

I was working in Romania a few years ago when a wisdom tooth got infected and it was bloody agony!   

My options were to try and persuade my boss that I needed flying back home and then hope my dentist could fit me in quickly or find a local dentist. 

I went for the latter, found a dentist in Bucharest and for about £20, she X-Rayed me, pulled the offending tooth, put a couple of stitches in, gave me a course of antibiotics and some nice painkillers, and sent me on my way with a check up appointment a week later. 

That was £20 for just one tooth , my on-line dentist will do all your teeth,and you can charge £20 per tooth to anyone else who has tooth ache 
"this time next year Rodney"   

[STEMO]

Would you really want to go to a Dentist right now anyway 

just visit the on-line DENTIST clicky

That depends on how much pain you are in. 

I was working in Romania a few years ago when a wisdom tooth got infected and it was bloody agony!   

My options were to try and persuade my boss that I needed flying back home and then hope my dentist could fit me in quickly or find a local dentist. 

I went for the latter, found a dentist in Bucharest and for about £20, she X-Rayed me, pulled the offending tooth, put a couple of stitches in, gave me a course of antibiotics and some nice painkillers, and sent me on my way with a check up appointment a week later. 

That was £20 for just one tooth , my on-line dentist will do all your teeth,and you can charge £20 per tooth to anyone else who has tooth ache 
"this time next year Rodney"   

The world is your lobster 

[Sir Tigger KC]

Would you really want to go to a Dentist right now anyway 

just visit the on-line DENTIST clicky

That depends on how much pain you are in. 

I was working in Romania a few years ago when a wisdom tooth got infected and it was bloody agony!   

My options were to try and persuade my boss that I needed flying back home and then hope my dentist could fit me in quickly or find a local dentist. 

I went for the latter, found a dentist in Bucharest and for about £20, she X-Rayed me, pulled the offending tooth, put a couple of stitches in, gave me a course of antibiotics and some nice painkillers, and sent me on my way with a check up appointment a week later. 

Stitches? Was she rough with you?

She was climbing all over me Uncle STEMO.... Literally!       

She was only a little thing so need to get in the right position to get a proper grip on it. 

[STEMO]

Would you really want to go to a Dentist right now anyway 

just visit the on-line DENTIST clicky

That depends on how much pain you are in. 

I was working in Romania a few years ago when a wisdom tooth got infected and it was bloody agony!   

My options were to try and persuade my boss that I needed flying back home and then hope my dentist could fit me in quickly or find a local dentist. 

I went for the latter, found a dentist in Bucharest and for about £20, she X-Rayed me, pulled the offending tooth, put a couple of stitches in, gave me a course of antibiotics and some nice painkillers, and sent me on my way with a check up appointment a week later. 

Stitches? Was she rough with you?

She was climbing all over me Uncle STEMO.... Literally!       

She was only a little thing so need to get in the right position to get a proper grip on it. 

OOOOOOOOO....yer dirty bastids 

[dave the builder]

Would you really want to go to a Dentist right now anyway 

just visit the on-line DENTIST clicky

That depends on how much pain you are in. 

I was working in Romania a few years ago when a wisdom tooth got infected and it was bloody agony!   

My options were to try and persuade my boss that I needed flying back home and then hope my dentist could fit me in quickly or find a local dentist. 

I went for the latter, found a dentist in Bucharest and for about £20, she X-Rayed me, pulled the offending tooth, put a couple of stitches in, gave me a course of antibiotics and some nice painkillers, and sent me on my way with a check up appointment a week later. 

Stitches? Was she rough with you?

She was climbing all over me Uncle STEMO.... Literally!       

She was only a little thing so need to get in the right position to get a proper grip on it. 

did you have to pay extra for the extras ?

[Doctor Gollum]

£20 apparently...

[Sir Tigger KC]

Would you really want to go to a Dentist right now anyway 

just visit the on-line DENTIST clicky

That depends on how much pain you are in. 

I was working in Romania a few years ago when a wisdom tooth got infected and it was bloody agony!   

My options were to try and persuade my boss that I needed flying back home and then hope my dentist could fit me in quickly or find a local dentist. 

I went for the latter, found a dentist in Bucharest and for about £20, she X-Rayed me, pulled the offending tooth, put a couple of stitches in, gave me a course of antibiotics and some nice painkillers, and sent me on my way with a check up appointment a week later. 

Stitches? Was she rough with you?

She was climbing all over me Uncle STEMO.... Literally!       

She was only a little thing so need to get in the right position to get a proper grip on it. 

did you have to pay extra for the extras ?

All inclusive Dave! 

Unfortunately when I went back for my checkup with a smile and a canoe in my pocket, she wasn't there and I saw some grumpy old bastard instead. 

Sigh..

[STEMO]

Would you really want to go to a Dentist right now anyway 

just visit the on-line DENTIST clicky

That depends on how much pain you are in. 

I was working in Romania a few years ago when a wisdom tooth got infected and it was bloody agony!   

My options were to try and persuade my boss that I needed flying back home and then hope my dentist could fit me in quickly or find a local dentist. 

I went for the latter, found a dentist in Bucharest and for about £20, she X-Rayed me, pulled the offending tooth, put a couple of stitches in, gave me a course of antibiotics and some nice painkillers, and sent me on my way with a check up appointment a week later. 

Stitches? Was she rough with you?

She was climbing all over me Uncle STEMO.... Literally!       

She was only a little thing so need to get in the right position to get a proper grip on it. 

did you have to pay extra for the extras ?

All inclusive Dave! 

Unfortunately when I went back for my checkup with a smile and a canoe in my pocket, she wasn't there and I saw some grumpy old bastard instead. 

Sigh..

What did you get off him for your £20? 

[Doctor Gollum]

A comprehensive going over