Prof Neil Ferguson

[Sir Tigger KC]

Hello Enoch... 

I would turn it back 20 years to just before Bliar opened the floodgates. That would do just fine for me.

1960 for me, please.

Why?

In 1960 the north of England was  grim. Colour (and the indoor crapper) hadn't been invented, and everything was in black and white.

Neither had AIDS yet to be invented so no-one bothered with 'Rubber Johnnies' and all the girls were on the newly invented pill so it was the era of free love and sex! 

I'm sure Uncle STEMO had a fine old time in his Yoot, and can't say I blame him for wanting to turn the clock back.