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Re: Boris' (non) speech
« Reply #90 on: 12 May 2020, 21:21:10 »
Not very clear instructions
a lot could go wrong  ::)
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Re: Boris' (non) speech
« Reply #91 on: 12 May 2020, 22:17:07 »
Only if you forget to breathe out again...
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Re: Boris' (non) speech
« Reply #92 on: 12 May 2020, 22:21:57 »
Quote from: dave the builder on 12 May 2020, 21:21:10
Not very clear instructions on how to tie my shoelaces.
a lot will go wrong  ::)

FTFY Dave!  ;D
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Re: Boris' (non) speech
« Reply #93 on: 12 May 2020, 22:22:54 »
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 12 May 2020, 22:21:57
Quote from: dave the builder on 12 May 2020, 21:21:10
Not very clear instructions on how to tie my shoelaces.
a lot will go wrong  ::)

FTFY Dave!  ;D
Tying shoe laces is quite complicated.
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Re: Boris' (non) speech
« Reply #94 on: 12 May 2020, 22:23:53 »
Quote from: STEMO on 12 May 2020, 22:22:54
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 12 May 2020, 22:21:57
Quote from: dave the builder on 12 May 2020, 21:21:10
Not very clear instructions on how to tie my shoelaces.
a lot will go wrong  ::)

FTFY Dave!  ;D
Tying shoe laces is quite complicated.
It's alot easier if the person whose shoelaces are being tied is asleep :-X
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Re: Boris' (non) speech
« Reply #95 on: 12 May 2020, 22:24:49 »
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 12 May 2020, 22:23:53
Quote from: STEMO on 12 May 2020, 22:22:54
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 12 May 2020, 22:21:57
Quote from: dave the builder on 12 May 2020, 21:21:10
Not very clear instructions on how to tie my shoelaces.
a lot will go wrong  ::)

FTFY Dave!  ;D
Tying shoe laces is quite complicated.
It's alot easier if the person whose shoelaces are being tied is asleep :-X
Yeah, but that's not a proper bow, just a knot.
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Re: Boris' (non) speech
« Reply #96 on: 12 May 2020, 22:26:17 »
Net result is much the same...  ;D
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Re: Boris' (non) speech
« Reply #97 on: 12 May 2020, 22:33:03 »
Quote from: STEMO on 12 May 2020, 22:22:54
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 12 May 2020, 22:21:57
Quote from: dave the builder on 12 May 2020, 21:21:10
Not very clear instructions on how to tie my shoelaces.
a lot will go wrong  ::)

FTFY Dave!  ;D

Tying someone else's shoe laces, whilst practising social distancing is quite complicated.


Good point Uncle STEMO, we need detailed instructions from the government!   >:(                                                       ;D
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Re: Boris' (non) speech
« Reply #98 on: 12 May 2020, 22:34:32 »
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 12 May 2020, 22:33:03
Quote from: STEMO on 12 May 2020, 22:22:54
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 12 May 2020, 22:21:57
Quote from: dave the builder on 12 May 2020, 21:21:10
Not very clear instructions on how to tie my shoelaces.
a lot will go wrong  ::)

FTFY Dave!  ;D

Tying someone else's shoe laces, whilst practising social distancing is quite complicated.


Good point Uncle STEMO, we need detailed instructions from the government!   >:(                                                       ;D
And a demonstration, I think. Boris on Gove would get the point across nicely.
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Re: Boris' (non) speech
« Reply #99 on: 13 May 2020, 14:24:11 »
Hence i wear slip-on shoes  :)

with my Mum living 20 miles away now ,it was the only option

and YES , I've slipped on them many times  :-[
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Re: Boris' (non) speech
« Reply #100 on: 13 May 2020, 18:51:46 »
Quote from: Varche on 12 May 2020, 13:24:20
Still time now Lizzie. Good way to exercise your brain.

Well, yes Varche.  I did go to university late in life, so why not. :D ;)

I learnt French 30 years ago, but when I went to France and Belgium to WW1 battle sites I tried my new language in hotels and cafes.  In everycase the staff wanted to speak English......especially in Belgium!! ;D ;D ;D :)
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Re: Boris' (non) speech
« Reply #101 on: 13 May 2020, 19:00:25 »
Quote from: Lizzie Zoom on 13 May 2020, 18:51:46
Quote from: Varche on 12 May 2020, 13:24:20
Still time now Lizzie. Good way to exercise your brain.

Well, yes Varche.  I did go to university late in life, so why not. :D ;)

I learnt French 30 years ago, but when I went to France and Belgium to WW1 battle sites I tried my new language in hotels and cafes.  In everycase the staff wanted to speak English......especially in Belgium!! ;D ;D ;D :)
Did they roll their eyes a lot and mutter FFS ?  ;D
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Re: Boris' (non) speech
« Reply #102 on: 13 May 2020, 19:22:06 »
Quote from: STEMO on 13 May 2020, 19:00:25
Quote from: Lizzie Zoom on 13 May 2020, 18:51:46
Quote from: Varche on 12 May 2020, 13:24:20
Still time now Lizzie. Good way to exercise your brain.

Well, yes Varche.  I did go to university late in life, so why not. :D ;)

I learnt French 30 years ago, but when I went to France and Belgium to WW1 battle sites I tried my new language in hotels and cafes.  In everycase the staff wanted to speak English......especially in Belgium!! ;D ;D ;D :)
Did they roll their eyes a lot and mutter FFS ?  ;D

Oh yes, plus they said something like "we [in Belgium] prefer to speak English",  whilst in France "We speak English here" ;D ;D ;D ;)
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Re: Boris' (non) speech
« Reply #103 on: 13 May 2020, 19:27:53 »
If French was my native language I would want to speak English too. Its a fickin horrible sounding language.
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Re: Boris' (non) speech
« Reply #104 on: 13 May 2020, 19:30:27 »
Quote from: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 13 May 2020, 19:27:53
If French was my native language I would want to speak English too. Its a fickin horrible sounding language.
Do you speak french and wear a disguise when driving CL-Eeyore ?
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