I'm going to take a punt on this.

[dave the builder]

I'm not a motor bicyclist but, if I was, I'd want stabilisers on mine. 

slap a Sidewinder on 
you won't be restricted to engine size etc then 

it will completely ruin the riding experience though

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Bike went for £380 plus 24% auction fee, plus an additional 20% VAT.

So £565.44.

Then I have to pay for a van or trailer as it is not a runner.

Too much money and too much hassle.

[Varche]

Oh, that is disappointing. Quite a few forum members have invested in you getting it.

Better luck next time!

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Oh, that is disappointing. Quite a few forum members have invested in you getting it.

Better luck next time!

.......and falling off and breaking every bone in my body.

[ronnyd]

Oh, that is disappointing. Quite a few forum members have invested in you getting it.

Better luck next time!

.......and falling off and breaking every bone in my body.

Of course. 

[Varche]

They are just jealous of an old man re living their youth. Take no notice.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Oh, that is disappointing. Quite a few forum members have invested in you getting it.

Better luck next time!

.......and falling off and breaking every bone in my body.

Of course. 

Assorted broken bones would keep the belligerent scouser amused for months.

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

If you want a proper mid life crisis either buy an old Kwak Z1 or similar from your yoof, or modern Kwak ZX10-r and go out in style. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

If you want a proper mid life crisis either buy an old Kwak Z1 or similar from your yoof, or modern Kwak ZX10-r and go out in style. 

Tempting.......Because I have no interest in chasing a big numbers.

The Big Yin said that eating well gives you an extra 2 years......but went on to say they would not be 2 extra years of youthful shagging, but 2 extra years in a home for the terminally bewildered, where you get to 'endure' 2 extra years dribbling into a beige cardigan as you stare aimlessly out the window.

I'll pass on a long life, thanks.

[STEMO]

Oh, that is disappointing. Quite a few forum members have invested in you getting it.

Better luck next time!

.......and falling off and breaking every bone in my body.

Of course. 

Assorted broken bones would keep the belligerent scouser amused for months.

As if