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Dating Q
« on: 31 December 2020, 12:44:21 »

Seeing as how dating has been reduced to "a socially distanced stroll outside with upto one person from another household" (current Tier 4 rules :-X), I have a question for the lotharios amongst you...

Are flowers on a first date still a 'thing'?
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Re: Dating Q
« Reply #1 on: 31 December 2020, 12:54:52 »

if you've chatted on-line and by phone and get on well then it's a nice gesture ,so yes  ;)

if not, save your money ,it might be a very short date  :(

hope it goes well  :)
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Re: Dating Q
« Reply #2 on: 31 December 2020, 13:01:20 »

Seeing as how dating has been reduced to "a socially distanced stroll outside with upto one person from another household" (current Tier 4 rules :-X), I have a question for the lotharios amongst you...

Are flowers on a first date still a 'thing'?

Difficult to buy flowers at this time so I suggest you wander past a cemetery.

I hope you have not linked up with a 'wokey' or there will be no chance of a leg over.

 
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Re: Dating Q
« Reply #3 on: 31 December 2020, 13:19:52 »

The wokists tend to announce themselves, so are pretty easy to avoid.  ;D
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« Reply #4 on: 31 December 2020, 13:22:54 »

The wokists tend to announce themselves, so are pretty easy to avoid.  ;D

So you'll be balls deep for the new year then. ;D
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Re: Dating Q
« Reply #5 on: 31 December 2020, 13:24:24 »

Que sera, sera ;)
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« Reply #6 on: 31 December 2020, 13:30:42 »

Que sera, sera ;)

Beware of a trans man with a nice dress and lipstick.

Therapy will be required if you don't find out until it is too late. :)
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Re: Dating Q
« Reply #7 on: 31 December 2020, 14:18:23 »

Seeing as how dating has been reduced to "a socially distanced stroll outside with upto one person from another household" (current Tier 4 rules :-X), I have a question for the lotharios amongst you...

Are flowers on a first date still a 'thing'?
What would anyone on here know about a first date?  ;D
They may have vague memories of.........actually.......no they won't.  ;D
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« Reply #8 on: 31 December 2020, 15:00:56 »

Que sera, sera ;)

Beware of a trans man with a nice dress and lipstick.

Therapy will be required if you don't find out until it is too late. :)
Definitely not Bob ;D
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« Reply #9 on: 31 December 2020, 15:03:40 »

Seeing as how dating has been reduced to "a socially distanced stroll outside with upto one person from another household" (current Tier 4 rules :-X), I have a question for the lotharios amongst you...

Are flowers on a first date still a 'thing'?
What would anyone on here know about a first date?  ;D
They may have vague memories of.........actually.......no they won't.  ;D

I can remember. I was about 14, and we rode our bicycles into the country.
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Re: Dating Q
« Reply #10 on: 31 December 2020, 15:21:42 »

Two or three dates later I discovered she had hairy nipples. Didn't see her much after this.
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Re: Dating Q
« Reply #11 on: 31 December 2020, 16:45:28 »

Seeing as how dating has been reduced to "a socially distanced stroll outside with upto one person from another household" (current Tier 4 rules :-X), I have a question for the lotharios amongst you...

Are flowers on a first date still a 'thing'?
What would anyone on here know about a first date?  ;D
They may have vague memories of.........actually.......no they won't.  ;D

I can remember. I was about 14, and we rode our bicycles into the country.

I'd have been on my moped, ....... I purchased it early, brand new to beat the restriction laws that were due to come in at the time, even though I was underage for it. Red and black FS1E_DX auto-lube. Accelerate when they weren't ready and you could have their ankles round your ear holes twice in one day.  ;D
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Re: Dating Q
« Reply #12 on: 31 December 2020, 17:09:52 »


What would anyone on here know about a first date?  ;D
They may have vague memories of.........actually.......no they won't.  ;D

Not everyone on the OOF is old and senile with Alzheimer's Uncle Stemo  ::)
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Re: Dating Q
« Reply #13 on: 31 December 2020, 17:12:35 »


What would anyone on here know about a first date?  ;D
They may have vague memories of.........actually.......no they won't.  ;D

Not everyone on the OOF is old and senile with Alzheimer's Uncle Stemo  ::)
No....but everyone must have owned an omega at some point, so not the type of person I would take advice on first dates from.  ;D
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Re: Dating Q
« Reply #14 on: 31 December 2020, 17:22:04 »

Seeing as how dating has been reduced to "a socially distanced stroll outside with upto one person from another household" (current Tier 4 rules :-X), I have a question for the lotharios amongst you...

Are flowers on a first date still a 'thing'?
What would anyone on here know about a first date?  ;D
They may have vague memories of.........actually.......no they won't.  ;D

I can remember. I was about 14, and we rode our bicycles into the country.

I'd have been on my moped, ....... I purchased it early, brand new to beat the restriction laws that were due to come in at the time, even though I was underage for it. Red and black FS1E_DX auto-lube. Accelerate when they weren't ready and you could have their ankles round your ear holes twice in one day.  ;D

I had a Garelli Rekord when 16. It was much faster than my mates on  FS1E.....AP50 and Honda SS50. It had 6.2 BHP and was  a beast. :y
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