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[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

The big black bird may be talking utter shit but she certainly knows where the biscuit tin is kept.

You need to keep away from YouTube or you'll end up as deranged as Al.

I'm coming to Barnsley where there is no electricity. So no internet or TV.

Whatever you do, do it outside, away from YouTube.

Let me have your address so I can live in the same street as you. That should be fun.

[STEMO]

The big black bird may be talking utter shit but she certainly knows where the biscuit tin is kept.

You need to keep away from YouTube or you'll end up as deranged as Al.

I'm coming to Barnsley where there is no electricity. So no internet or TV.

Whatever you do, do it outside, away from YouTube.

Let me have your address so I can live in the same street as you. That should be fun.

There's your obsession with Barnsley again.

[STEMO]

Have you fixed your wife's £300 corsa yet? 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

The big black bird may be talking utter shit but she certainly knows where the biscuit tin is kept.

You need to keep away from YouTube or you'll end up as deranged as Al.

I'm coming to Barnsley where there is no electricity. So no internet or TV.

Whatever you do, do it outside, away from YouTube.

Let me have your address so I can live in the same street as you. That should be fun.

There's your obsession with Barnsley again.

Be fair. I didn't mention your whippet or racing pigeons.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Have you fixed your wife's £300 corsa yet? 

Only 29000 miles so worth more than £300. I have home start with the RAC so may get them to look at it.

[Sir Tigger KC]

The big black bird may be talking utter shit but she certainly knows where the biscuit tin is kept.

If she lost a few stone she'd be worth a go, but why wear tight clothing like that?    Do black guys like a BBW? 

I bet the biscuit tin is as empty as her head ,just a few rat turds rattling around in the bottom

I'd say there's plenty going on in her head and she's making wads of cash from those courses she runs! 

[dave the builder]

I bet the biscuit tin is as empty as her head ,just a few rat turds rattling around in the bottom

I'd say there's plenty going on in her head and she's making wads of cash from those courses she runs! 

she's exploiting the stupid white honkies 
isn't that racist ? 

[STEMO]

I bet the biscuit tin is as empty as her head ,just a few rat turds rattling around in the bottom

I'd say there's plenty going on in her head and she's making wads of cash from those courses she runs! 

she's exploiting the stupid white honkies 
isn't that racist ? 

Not really, Donald does it too.