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What do you want from your bank?
« on: 02 July 2021, 13:29:53 »
My requirements are few and reasonable.

Low interest borrowing.
High interest saving.
Attractive women as eye candy in the few remaining branches yet to close.
Easy access to my money.
A CEO who is not rewarded for failure.

Apparently Barclays feel we all need to be educated on how to be better more inclusive people.

Not your job, Barclays.......so you can f*uck right off, along with all the other corporate 'do gooders' >:(

3 short videos for our 'education' below on 'personal pronouns'.......'avoiding microaggressions'......'gender identity'

https://www.barclays.co.uk/diversity/
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Re: What do you want from your bank?
« Reply #1 on: 02 July 2021, 13:34:37 »
The only thing I want from a bank is to make an error with my account, of a million quid in my favour, and never discover it.
Apart from that, given a choice, I wouldnt use them at all.  :)
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Re: What do you want from your bank?
« Reply #2 on: 02 July 2021, 13:37:47 »
Quote from: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 02 July 2021, 13:34:37
The only thing I want from a bank is to make an error with my account, of a million quid in my favour, and never discover it.
Apart from that, given a choice, I wouldnt use them at all.  :)

Why does a bank feel it has a moral duty to 'enlighten us' as to the error of our ways......and tell us how to change our thinking'?
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Re: What do you want from your bank?
« Reply #3 on: 02 July 2021, 13:46:23 »
Whatever next?....advice from BMW cars on how to ensure your children don't grow up to be racist?

Who the f*uck do these corporations think they are?
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Re: What do you want from your bank?
« Reply #4 on: 02 July 2021, 14:04:03 »
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 02 July 2021, 13:46:23
Whatever next?....advice from BMW cars on how to ensure your children don't grow up to be racist?

Who the f*uck do these corporations think they are?

I think you're posting in the wrong thread M'lud?  :)

https://www.omegaowners.com/forum/index.php?topic=148450.0
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Re: What do you want from your bank?
« Reply #5 on: 02 July 2021, 14:15:28 »
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 02 July 2021, 14:04:03
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 02 July 2021, 13:46:23
Whatever next?....advice from BMW cars on how to ensure your children don't grow up to be racist?

Who the f*uck do these corporations think they are?

I think you're posting in the wrong thread M'lud?  :)

https://www.omegaowners.com/forum/index.php?topic=148450.0


Not trusting scousers is not racist.......just common sense. ::) ::) ::) ::) ;)

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Re: What do you want from your bank?
« Reply #6 on: 02 July 2021, 14:40:00 »
I bank with Barclays and, obviously, wasn't aware of this particular web page. But, then again, I don't trawl the interweb looking for it  ;D
No danger of me ever upsetting an employee of Barclays, you can't get near the branches and the call centres have always been in India, where I believe LBGT is banned.  ::)
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Re: What do you want from your bank?
« Reply #7 on: 02 July 2021, 14:49:35 »
Quote from: STEMO on 02 July 2021, 14:40:00
I bank with Barclays and, obviously, wasn't aware of this particular web page. But, then again, I don't trawl the interweb looking for it  ;D
No danger of me ever upsetting an employee of Barclays, you can't get near the branches and the call centres have always been in India, where I believe LBGT is banned.  ::)


No need to trawl. It's nice and prominent to celebrate Pride month. I must remember to mark 'transgender day of recognition' down in my diary as suggested by the ladyman in the video, I wouldn't want to miss that.
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Re: What do you want from your bank?
« Reply #8 on: 02 July 2021, 15:55:02 »
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 02 July 2021, 14:49:35
Quote from: STEMO on 02 July 2021, 14:40:00
I bank with Barclays and, obviously, wasn't aware of this particular web page. But, then again, I don't trawl the interweb looking for it  ;D
No danger of me ever upsetting an employee of Barclays, you can't get near the branches and the call centres have always been in India, where I believe LBGT is banned.  ::)


No need to trawl. It's nice and prominent to celebrate Pride month. I must remember to mark 'transgender day of recognition' down in my diary as suggested by the ladyman in the video, I wouldn't want to miss that.
You are in danger of becoming bitter and twisted. Oh.......too late.
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Re: What do you want from your bank?
« Reply #9 on: 02 July 2021, 17:08:10 »
Don't believe in banks, cash is king got mine under our bed..😂
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Re: What do you want from your bank?
« Reply #10 on: 02 July 2021, 17:17:37 »
Banks only exist to enslave poor people.
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Re: What do you want from your bank?
« Reply #11 on: 02 July 2021, 17:30:57 »
Quote from: Rangie on 02 July 2021, 17:08:10
Don't believe in banks, cash is king got mine under our bed..😂
You must be touching the ceiling by now  ;D
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Re: What do you want from your bank?
« Reply #12 on: 02 July 2021, 17:31:34 »
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 02 July 2021, 17:17:37
Banks only exist to enslave poor people.
How very deep and meaningful  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: What do you want from your bank?
« Reply #13 on: 02 July 2021, 18:55:51 »
Quote from: STEMO on 02 July 2021, 17:30:57
Quote from: Rangie on 02 July 2021, 17:08:10
Don't believe in banks, cash is king got mine under our bed..😂
You must be touching the ceiling by now  ;D
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The ceiling fan only just misses me..😂😂😂
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Re: What do you want from your bank?
« Reply #14 on: 02 July 2021, 20:14:01 »
Quote from: Rangie on 02 July 2021, 18:55:51
Quote from: STEMO on 02 July 2021, 17:30:57
Quote from: Rangie on 02 July 2021, 17:08:10
Don't believe in banks, cash is king got mine under our bed..😂
You must be touching the ceiling by now  ;D
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