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[Doctor Gollum]

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/vladimir-putin-warns-nato-everyone-25759453

[Varche]

We live in interesting times.

All the pasta and toilet rolls Oofers have stockpiled will come in. All we need now isto practice building a shelter under the kitchen table. Actually that needs updating as most folk eat their mac and cheese watching tv.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Pah never mind that, didn't you know there's a sniffle going round? 

[dave the builder]

Once I've dropped off a few gifts etc today I will be spending Christmas in the bunker anyway 

Global thermonuclear war should disinfect plenty of Omicron ,delta etc 

Obviously the remaining Covid will mutate with the radiation 

[STEMO]

I saw this on tv yesterday. When his spokesman said that everyone would be reduced to ash, I wondered if he'd told people in Moscow this, so that they didn't waste their money on Christmas presents.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I suggest that Putin and the Tory tubster have a bare knuckle fist fight. Winner takes all.

If Bunter wins there will be no invasion of the Ukraine.

[grifter]

H's in training already for it, doing the hokey cokey! 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lxMglj8LuM

[STEMO]

I suggest that Putin and the Tory tubster have a bare knuckle fist fight. Winner takes all.

If Bunter wins there will be no invasion of the Ukraine.

https://youtu.be/pO1HC8pHZw0

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I suggest that Putin and the Tory tubster have a bare knuckle fist fight. Winner takes all.

If Bunter wins there will be no invasion of the Ukraine.

https://youtu.be/pO1HC8pHZw0

You're a betting man.

Put £1000 on Boris to win....

[Doctor Gollum]

Pah never mind that, didn't you know there's a sniffle going round? 

Gesundheit. 

[78bex]

Maybe I`ll survive the first strike & even if I try to quickly learn some Russian; don`t think I`ll fit in somehow

According to the missus my boat race is somewhere between the Ukrainian & the Jew on their ethnicity chart 

  https://rarehistoricalphotos.com/sketches-soviet-police-ethnicity/

[Sir Tigger KC]

Maybe I`ll survive the first strike & even if I try to quickly learn some Russian; don`t think I`ll fit in somehow

According to the missus my boat race is somewhere between the Ukrainian & the Jew on their ethnicity chart 

  https://rarehistoricalphotos.com/sketches-soviet-police-ethnicity/

You're a good looking chap then? 

[Sir Tigger KC]

A good read. 

https://cepa.org/stopping-the-countdown-to-russian-invasion/

[Doctor Gollum]

A good read. 

https://cepa.org/stopping-the-countdown-to-russian-invasion/

All the while Sippy Cup is in charge (oxymoron alert), Putin has a carte blanche to do whatever he wants. And he's basically got two years to get done.

[Raeturbo]

Putin said some very interesting things in his news conference. He feels they are being hemmed in by the west and the build up of additional forces on the borders are leaving him little room to manoeuvre.  Russia lost the most, over 20 million people in WW2 and they promised it wouldn’t happen again, He must show he is strong IMO.