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« on: 25 April 2022, 14:38:25 »


Did she or didn't she?  ;D
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Re: Basic Instinct
« Reply #1 on: 25 April 2022, 14:44:03 »
I wonder if her badger had a mask on...
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« Reply #2 on: 25 April 2022, 15:05:20 »
Boris should have invited his Fisheries spokesman (sorry, person) to get up and say a few words  ;D
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Re: Basic Instinct
« Reply #3 on: 25 April 2022, 15:09:38 »
Opti most definitely would, btw.
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Re: Basic Instinct
« Reply #4 on: 25 April 2022, 15:15:15 »
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 25 April 2022, 14:44:03
I wonder if her badger had a mask on...

Well if she's been going commando and Boris has been getting a daily eyeful of her ginger minge, it would explain a few things!  ;D
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Re: Basic Instinct
« Reply #5 on: 25 April 2022, 17:08:55 »
But she isn't wearing a mask! :o :o :o :o

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
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Re: Basic Instinct
« Reply #6 on: 25 April 2022, 18:26:26 »
When it comes to a glimpse of camel toe I'll take Sharon Stone over gobby Angela. :)
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Re: Basic Instinct
« Reply #7 on: 25 April 2022, 18:45:36 »
Quote from: STEMO on 25 April 2022, 15:09:38
Opti most definitely would, btw.
Almost worth a squirt, if she kept her mouth shut for long enough.
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Re: Basic Instinct
« Reply #8 on: 25 April 2022, 19:15:54 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 25 April 2022, 18:45:36
Quote from: STEMO on 25 April 2022, 15:09:38
Opti most definitely would, btw.
Almost worth a squirt, if she kept her mouth shut for long enough.

How long is long enough?

10 minutes......half an hour......an afternoon? :D
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Re: Basic Instinct
« Reply #9 on: 25 April 2022, 19:28:02 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 25 April 2022, 18:45:36
Quote from: STEMO on 25 April 2022, 15:09:38
Opti most definitely would, btw.
Almost worth a squirt, if she kept her mouth shut for long enough.
You could always put something in there to shut her up.

Then again, she'd probably revert to talking out of her arse  ;D
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Re: Basic Instinct
« Reply #10 on: 25 April 2022, 21:15:27 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 25 April 2022, 18:45:36
Quote from: STEMO on 25 April 2022, 15:09:38
Opti most definitely would, btw.
Almost worth a squirt, if she kept her mouth shut for long enough.

Nah. Paper hangers bucket. A slapper since she was about 15.  ::) :D

The answer to the questions is definitely Yes. I said so when I saw it at the time.
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Re: Basic Instinct
« Reply #11 on: 25 April 2022, 21:17:26 »
Quote from: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 25 April 2022, 21:15:27
Quote from: TheBoy on 25 April 2022, 18:45:36
Quote from: STEMO on 25 April 2022, 15:09:38
Opti most definitely would, btw.
Almost worth a squirt, if she kept her mouth shut for long enough.

Nah. Paper hangers bucket. A slapper since she was about 15.  ::) :D

The answer to the questions is definitely Yes. I said so when I saw it at the time.
Hippos terribly sorry old boy, I am a little tired  ;D
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Re: Basic Instinct
« Reply #12 on: 26 April 2022, 08:23:00 »
Only just heard about this as we are away at present, if she wants to flash her gash good on her..👍
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Re: Basic Instinct
« Reply #13 on: 26 April 2022, 08:24:00 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 25 April 2022, 18:45:36
Quote from: STEMO on 25 April 2022, 15:09:38
Opti most definitely would, btw.
Almost worth a squirt, if she kept her mouth shut for long enough.

Gag it and take it from behind, if she is not quite doing it for you, just thumb it in
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Re: Basic Instinct
« Reply #14 on: 26 April 2022, 11:04:32 »
Quote from: STEMO on 25 April 2022, 21:17:26
Quote from: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 25 April 2022, 21:15:27
Quote from: TheBoy on 25 April 2022, 18:45:36
Quote from: STEMO on 25 April 2022, 15:09:38
Opti most definitely would, btw.
Almost worth a squirt, if she kept her mouth shut for long enough.

Nah. Paper hangers bucket. A slapper since she was about 15.  ::) :D

The answer to the questions is definitely Yes. I said so when I saw it at the time.
Hippos terribly sorry old boy, I am a little tired  ;D
That doesn't quite have the same impact as hippos ŷawn  ;D
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