Another problem with EV's

[ronnyd]

Avoid at all cost these three.

Owning a derv car. 
Hmm, as much as I like the growl of a big petrol engine, when you gun your 240i off the lights, the car behind you that is matching your speed all the way up to the electronic limiter is probably a BiTdi of some description, using a fraction of the fuel that you're using. 

Owning an EV.  Agreed. 

Having sex with another woman who has the clap.   No experience of this so can't comment. 

Don't you need to be female in order to have sex with another woman

I read it as he'd had sex with a woman who had the clap and didn't want to make the same mistake again. I could be wrong of course, you can never tell in the current climate. 
Not sure what relevance that has to EV's though. 

Don't you need batteries to run a vibrator? 

[dave the builder]

Don't you need batteries to run a vibrator? 

Decent ones are PETROL DRIVEN , just like cars 

[Varche]

My god Dave, is that your anal lance attachment? Dont let Opti see it.

[Andy B]

This was quite interesting. I forget the details but it seems that no one could/would fix it.
Turned out to be 97 pence 'fuse' that had failed. Needless to say that Datsun would only sell the complete module at silly money.
https://youtu.be/1C8rFW512_Y

[Doctor Gollum]

Say what you want about Bozzle, but his article in today's Daily Wail is spot on.