Just put the heating on !!

[STEMO]

I've just bought a new chainsaw. A proper evil little f*ucker.

I love the smell of 2 stroke fumes.....as I delete the tree population.

Does it heat the house? If not, wtf is it doing in this thread? 

Hmmm....I'm not sure if you are aware that you can burn wood. The human race has been doing this for literally thousands of years. This 'burning' can then be used as a form of heating.

I hope this clarification helps any elderly confused scousers.

As usual, Opti, you need to engage brain and read the thread before opening your gob 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I've just bought a new chainsaw. A proper evil little f*ucker.

I love the smell of 2 stroke fumes.....as I delete the tree population.

Does it heat the house? If not, wtf is it doing in this thread? 

Hmmm....I'm not sure if you are aware that you can burn wood. The human race has been doing this for literally thousands of years. This 'burning' can then be used as a form of heating.

I hope this clarification helps any elderly confused scousers.

As usual, Opti, you need to engage brain and read the thread before opening your gob 

You're the one who didn't catch the inference.

Chainsaw.....wood....cut....burn....heat.

[STEMO]

I've just bought a new chainsaw. A proper evil little f*ucker.

I love the smell of 2 stroke fumes.....as I delete the tree population.

Does it heat the house? If not, wtf is it doing in this thread? 

Hmmm....I'm not sure if you are aware that you can burn wood. The human race has been doing this for literally thousands of years. This 'burning' can then be used as a form of heating.

I hope this clarification helps any elderly confused scousers.

As usual, Opti, you need to engage brain and read the thread before opening your gob 

You're the one who didn't catch the inference.

Chainsaw.....wood....cut....burn....heat.

I think, if you could be bothered reading my following post, I did 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I've just bought a new chainsaw. A proper evil little f*ucker.

I love the smell of 2 stroke fumes.....as I delete the tree population.

Does it heat the house? If not, wtf is it doing in this thread? 

Hmmm....I'm not sure if you are aware that you can burn wood. The human race has been doing this for literally thousands of years. This 'burning' can then be used as a form of heating.

I hope this clarification helps any elderly confused scousers.

As usual, Opti, you need to engage brain and read the thread before opening your gob 

You're the one who didn't catch the inference.

Chainsaw.....wood....cut....burn....heat.

I think, if you could be bothered reading my following post, I did 

It's OK.....I've forgiven you already.

[Varche]

Hey, turn that heating down - it is hot enough here. .....