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[barnacle4b]

A miggie owner was walking down the street when he bumps into an other miggie owner pushing a bike.
"Thats a nice bike" says the first owner, " where did you get it"
"Funny you should say that" said the other " but I was walking just round the corner yesterday and this blonde beauty cycles up to me on this bike, throws it on the floor, strips off all her clothes and says 'take what you like'"
"Good choice" said the first owner " the clothes probaly wouldn't have fit"
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If a pint glass is half full a pesimist would say it is half empty, an optimist would say it was half full, whereas a Miggie owner would say the the recepticle is twice as big as it needs to be.

[Gaffers]

 

[maria]

Good one  

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]