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[Sir Tigger KC]

The Epping sex offender has been released from HMP Chelmsford by mistake.....   

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx2d5rl36vgo

I guess they'll catch him soon. I've seen a video on X of him chatting to a couple of fellas on Chelmsford High Street wearing his grey prison trakkies and carrying all his stuff in a clear plastic bag. 

[GastronomicKleptomaniac]

Sad thing is it's not unbelievable any more.

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

Its like The thick of it has become reality. 

[Rangie]

Whoever in the  security department completed the paperwork for that needs shooting, but most experienced staff have now left HMPS , they're employing kids with no life experience, a proper vetting process for staff went " out the window" years ago.Most staff now only stay in the job a couple of years now if that, if they see it really kick off , then they go sick with " mental health issues" pathetic wimps. It certainly needs sorting out properly.

[ronnyd]

Whoever in the  security department completed the paperwork for that needs shooting, but most experienced staff have now left HMPS , they're employing kids with no life experience, a proper vetting process for staff went " out the window" years ago.Most staff now only stay in the job a couple of years now if that, if they see it really kick off , then they go sick with " mental health issues" pathetic wimps. It certainly needs sorting out properly.

We need a "Snake Pliskin" type prison island. Just parachute their grub and shit paper etc. in once a week and let them get on with it. Just a few psychopaths
in watch towers armed with machine guns to deter any potential escapees.

[Doctor Gollum]

Start with everything in Greater Lundun. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Start with everything in Greater Lundun. 

The shortarse mayor will insist there is very little crime in his diverse and inclusive city.

[STEMO]

They've 'caught' him. Members of the public led the police to Finsbury Park where he was suspiciously sitting on a park bench 😂

[STEMO]

Apparently, he was eating a packet of ready salted crisps, which the police mistook for an improvised explosive device. They drew their tasers and shouted "Police officers with tasers, show us your hands". He looked up in surprise and dropped his crisps. The police officers hit the deck in anticipation of a large explosion and an armed support group officer, who had been nearby, feeding the ducks, shot him dead where he sat.
That'll learn him. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Apparently, he was eating a packet of ready salted crisps, which the police mistook for an improvised explosive device. They drew their tasers and shouted "Police officers with tasers, show us your hands". He looked up in surprise and dropped his crisps. The police officers hit the deck in anticipation of a large explosion and an armed support group officer, who had been feeding the ducks, shot him dead where he sat.
That'll learn him. 

He can't wait to go home.

[Rangie]

Deporting him on Tuesday allegedly, so get back book his return boat ride could be back by next weekend & sell his story of dreadful mistreatment to one of the dailies, job done 👍

[Varche]

  Sadly could be true!

[Doctor Gollum]

Shame they hadn't shot him

[Kevin Wood]

Apparently, he was eating a packet of ready salted crisps, which the police mistook for an improvised explosive device. They drew their tasers and shouted "Police officers with tasers, show us your hands". He looked up in surprise and dropped his crisps. The police officers hit the deck in anticipation of a large explosion and an armed support group officer, who had been feeding the ducks, shot him dead where he sat.
That'll learn him. 

He can't wait to go home.

I hope they got him for littering too. Not sure what he'll do for comedy when he's back home. We've got far better wombles here... 

[Varche]

And Britain gave him £500 to leave without a fuss ( do Golders challenging the ruling?).  I hope he was arrested and jailed on arrival. The world really has gone mad. I would make the civil servant that handed out £500 of your taxpayers money pay it back out of their pay.