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A short story
« on: 09 December 2006, 22:18:56 »

He laid her on the table, so white & clean & bare. His forehead wet with beads of sweat, he rubbed her here & there. He touched her neck & felt her breast,  then drooling felt her thigh. The slit was wet & all was set, he gave a joyous cry. The hole was wide... He looked inside, all was dark & murky. He rubbed his hands & stretched his arms... Then STUFFED the xmas TURKEY! .. May i be the first to wish you & your dirty little mind a very MERRY XMAS
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Re: A short story
« Reply #1 on: 09 December 2006, 22:23:11 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

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Re: A short story
« Reply #2 on: 09 December 2006, 22:55:07 »

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He laid her on the table, so white & clean & bare. His forehead wet with beads of sweat, he rubbed her here & there. He touched her neck & felt her breast,  then drooling felt her thigh. The slit was wet & all was set, he gave a joyous cry. The hole was wide... He looked inside, all was dark & murky. He rubbed his hands & stretched his arms... Then STUFFED the xmas TURKEY! .. May i be the first to wish you & your dirty little mind a very MERRY XMAS

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Re: A short story
« Reply #3 on: 10 December 2006, 02:31:49 »

Chrismas is a merry time,
Unless you are a turkey.

And if you are you will find,
That life is very murky.

The day will come, when you can't run,
You're full of stuffing, up your bum,

Into the oven you will go,
When you come out, you'll look like a crow,



It's late, I'm drunk, can't think of anymore. Someone finish it off?! ;D

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