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[Tony H]

Evenin' all, listening to radio 2 this afternoon I heard an amusing feature where listeners where asked to phone in with confessions of amusing or embarrassing things that they had done in the past. So I thought it might be quite amusing to give it a go on here.
So here goes, me first. I'd like to apologise to Banks brass band playing on a Sunday afternoon in a local park, for an event that happened in the early seventies, ( when we were both 14 ) It was a friend ( who shall remain nameless) and myself that in the interval stuffed your instruments full of grass cuttings, empty crisp packets an scrunched up newspaper, causing you all acute embarrassment when you started to play the first tune of you second session................ sorry                                                                                              v
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No I'm not!!! [smiley=evil.gif]                                So come on your turn  

[miggy]

went to the scrappy several years ago for a gas strut for a maxi tail gate.

Gets to the scrappy and the bloke said help your self its on the car over there.

Off i goes, takes the one off, i then thinks i will take the other one and put it under my shirt (Tutt Tutt, naughty boy) anyway as i went up to the bloke i asked how much, he said 2 quid, as i hands him the 2 quid the one under my shirt decides to open up and extend past my cheek, he then said and 2 quid for that one.
I did not know where to put myself.

[STMO123]

Evenin' all, listening to radio 2 this afternoon I heard an amusing feature where listeners where asked to phone in with confessions of amusing or embarrassing things that they had done in the past. So I thought it might be quite amusing to give it a go on here.
So here goes, me first. I'd like to apologise to Banks brass band for an event that happened in the early seventies, ( when we were both 14 ) It was a friend ( who shall remain nameless) and myself that in the interval stuffed your instruments full of grass cuttings, empty crisp packets an scrunched up newspaper, causing you all acute embarrassment when you started to play the first tune of you second session................ sorry                                                                                              v
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No I'm not!!! [smiley=evil.gif]                                So come on your turn  

The p*ssing in the sink and the snot on the velvet curtains were hilarious.

[miggy]

Evenin' all, listening to radio 2 this afternoon I heard an amusing feature where listeners where asked to phone in with confessions of amusing or embarrassing things that they had done in the past. So I thought it might be quite amusing to give it a go on here.
So here goes, me first. I'd like to apologise to Banks brass band for an event that happened in the early seventies, ( when we were both 14 ) It was a friend ( who shall remain nameless) and myself that in the interval stuffed your instruments full of grass cuttings, empty crisp packets an scrunched up newspaper, causing you all acute embarrassment when you started to play the first tune of you second session................ sorry                                                                                              v
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No I'm not!!! [smiley=evil.gif]                                So come on your turn  

The p*ssing in the sink and the snot on the velvet curtains were hilarious.

or the snot in the sink and the p*ssing on the curtains

[Tony H]

Evenin' all, listening to radio 2 this afternoon I heard an amusing feature where listeners where asked to phone in with confessions of amusing or embarrassing things that they had done in the past. So I thought it might be quite amusing to give it a go on here.
So here goes, me first. I'd like to apologise to Banks brass band for an event that happened in the early seventies, ( when we were both 14 ) It was a friend ( who shall remain nameless) and myself that in the interval stuffed your instruments full of grass cuttings, empty crisp packets an scrunched up newspaper, causing you all acute embarrassment when you started to play the first tune of you second session................ sorry                                                                                              v
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No I'm not!!! [smiley=evil.gif]                                So come on your turn  

The p*ssing in the sink and the snot on the velvet curtains were hilarious.