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[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I have been a little concerned about Mrs Optimist hearing of late.

Sometimes, her hearing seems to be pin sharp, and yet on other occassions her hearing seems to be so poor that I fear she may be going completely deaf.

For example, I made a slight criticism of her cooking, as I was walking from one room to another. It was a very minor criticism made under my breath, but Mrs Optimist hearing seemed to be of an almost supernatural standard.

Funny thing is the other day I passed her on the stairs, looked directly at her and told her how attractive she looked, and yet on this occassion her hearing seemed to be somewhat impaired, to the extent that she seemed almost completely deaf.

This intermittent hearing problem, is somewhat worrying, have any other forum members got a wife with a similar affliction?  

If so can it be cured?

 

[cem_devecioglu]

same here

 but I dont think theres a cure  

[STMO123]

I have been a little concerned about Mrs Optimist hearing of late.

Sometimes, her hearing seems to be pin sharp, and yet on other occassions her hearing seems to be so poor that I fear she may be going completely deaf.

For example, I made a slight criticism of her cooking, as I was walking from one room to another. It was a very minor criticism made under my breath, but Mrs Optimist hearing seemed to be of an almost supernatural standard.

Funny thing is the other day I passed her on the stairs, looked directly at her and told her how attractive she looked, and yet on this occassion her hearing seemed to be somewhat impaired, to the extent that she seemed almost completely deaf.

This intermittent hearing problem, is somewhat worrying, have any other forum members got a wife with a similar affliction?  

If so can it be cured?

 

Pardon?

[Del Boy]

My Mrs. does the same thing but if you say do you want a tenner? Then she usually looks around, but i'm not saying anything bad about her  

[Entwood]

AFAIK there is no known cure for this intermittent hearing, but there are several tests that can be done to check if there is any worsening of the affliction ......

At a suitably long range whisper "You can have £100 for a new dress" ... this will often prove the hearing to be functioning perfectly...

At close range state loudly "I'm off out for a night with the boys" .. this will no doubt show that the hearing has detiorated badly

 

[albitz]

No cure,its instinctive. they can hear a tenner hit the floor at 20 paces though.

[Richie London]

AFAIK there is no known cure for this intermittent hearing, but there are several tests that can be done to check if there is any worsening of the affliction ......

At a suitably long range whisper "You can have £100 for a new dress" ... this will often prove the hearing to be functioning perfectly...

At close range state loudly "I'm off out for a night with the boys" .. this will no doubt show that the hearing has detiorated badly

 

normally followed by the cold stare and ends up in inspector morse mode. where you been? who with? is that lipstick on your collar? didnt the pub shut 3 hrs ago? and eventually ive got a headache im going to bed  

[Lazydocker]

TBH there's nothing wrong with the hearing... It's the bit between the ears which is faulty! I tell SWMBO this regularly and she agrees, although she does genuinely have a slight loss. She's in the right industry though, being an Audiologist

[TheBoy]

Waiting anxiously for her reply...

...I'll get the popcorn ready

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

AFAIK there is no known cure for this intermittent hearing, but there are several tests that can be done to check if there is any worsening of the affliction ......

At a suitably long range whisper "You can have £100 for a new dress" ... this will often prove the hearing to be functioning perfectly...

At close range state loudly "I'm off out for a night with the boys" .. this will no doubt show that the hearing has detiorated badly

 

I must try this test...........I will probably have to substitute £1000 for £100 to make it work though.

[albitz]

AFAIK there is no known cure for this intermittent hearing, but there are several tests that can be done to check if there is any worsening of the affliction ......

At a suitably long range whisper "You can have £100 for a new dress" ... this will often prove the hearing to be functioning perfectly...

At close range state loudly "I'm off out for a night with the boys" .. this will no doubt show that the hearing has detiorated badly

 

I must try this test...........I will probably have to substitute £1000 for £100 to make it work though.

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