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[Varche]

So I am working under the car on this occasion on the crank sensor. I can hear this scrabbling noise from INSIDE the car. Oh my god it is the hens got in through the open windows. For some reason they like to explore and one once got locked in the boot overnight.

So out i scrabble from all the filth and wave my arms at them to get out before more poo appears. They just nonchalently sit on the vast expanse of dashboard just out of my reach. No problem I reach further in and support myself on the seat with one arm while shooing them all out with the other. Result but at the expense of oil and crud all over the seats. GRR

varche

[waspy]

I'd prefer the oil etc to the hen crap, man that stuff is EVIL. Very acidic & the smell is

[Martin_1962]

Good revenge on Hens - best served with stuffing

[waspy]

Good revenge on Hens - best served with stuffing

Oh yes  

[theowletman]

If a bird sh*t on my seats I'd finish her.

[psychnurse]

I had a giraffe piddle on my rear window at the safari park once. I did try to reverse over his foot... but he moved.

Hen shite is not nice  

[woodsy_mv6]

If a bird sh*t on my seats I'd finish her.

[stowboy]

If a bird sh*t on my seats I'd finish her.[/quote]

ive had birds in my cars do things,but id never let her do that 8-)

[Markjay]

Haynes safety supplement says 'never mix oil change and hens'. You should have read the manual...