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Women and Bl*ody mechanics
« on: 24 December 2006, 13:14:45 »
Well got home today at around 10am and walked through the back door and the tumble dryer was in pieces the missus said "i turned it on and it was leaking water so i took it apart now i can't get it on one of the  pulleys or find any of the screws" so i got one of the dining chairs out and put it on there, and we kind of worked as a team to fix it (so she just sat and watched) got it back on the pulley and said to her right the screws are there all you gotta do is put the back of it back on, now 5 mins later heard a rumbling noise nope it wasn't the tumble dryer it was back fell off after she had spun the drum to see if it would go around properly and she pulled it off the pulley again so i did the same again and put the back on myself and plugged it in and it worked whatever you guys do, DO NOT let your wife or any other women touch any mechanical stuff  >:( >:( >:(
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Re: Women and Bl*ody mechanics
« Reply #1 on: 24 December 2006, 13:18:40 »
And its not just mechanical stuff - My ex removed 3 light fittings as an incentive to make me put up the new ones that had been sitting under the stairs for several months. Then again, perhaps she had a point...
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Re: Women and Bl*ody mechanics
« Reply #2 on: 24 December 2006, 13:21:49 »
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And its not just mechanical stuff - My ex removed 3 light fittings as an incentive to make me put up the new ones that had been sitting under the stairs for several months. Then again, perhaps she had a point...

Some women
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Re: Women and Bl*ody mechanics
« Reply #3 on: 24 December 2006, 13:44:33 »
I somehow dont think my wife would ever attempt to take our tumble dryer to pieces ;D ;D
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Re: Women and Bl*ody mechanics
« Reply #4 on: 24 December 2006, 14:01:12 »
Washing line & some clothes pegs, can't go wrong then ;D ;D
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« Reply #5 on: 24 December 2006, 14:33:51 »
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I somehow dont think my wife would ever attempt to take our tumble dryer to pieces ;D ;D

She has a go at anything ::)
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Re: Women and Bl*ody mechanics
« Reply #6 on: 24 December 2006, 18:15:26 »
I do any dismantling and reassembling here
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« Reply #7 on: 24 December 2006, 19:39:04 »
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Washing line & some clothes pegs, can't go wrong then ;D ;D

What happens if it snaps  ::)
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Re: Women and Bl*ody mechanics
« Reply #8 on: 24 December 2006, 19:40:54 »
Hope she was in the girl guides and can tie a reef knot. ;D ;D
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« Reply #9 on: 24 December 2006, 19:47:59 »
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So did i until today ;D
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Re: Women and Bl*ody mechanics
« Reply #10 on: 24 December 2006, 20:22:44 »
thats my job! and you would be suprised at how many customers "have a go" and when it goes pear shape call us out- never enough screws left!!
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