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What is it about spiders?
« on: 12 November 2008, 21:34:12 »

Just been called upstairs to remove a spider from 8 year old daughters bedroom ::) Upstairs are the 18 year old scroat, and my 16 year old stepsons and swmbo and not one of them would go anywhere near it, to remove it. It's tough being a Dad.... ;D ;D ;D
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Re: What is it about spiders?
« Reply #1 on: 12 November 2008, 21:38:25 »

Scoop it up in your hand & tease/terrify them with it before luzzing it out the window. There's a statistic somewhere saying on average we eat 5 spiders in our sleep so you could let them know!!! ;D
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Re: What is it about spiders?
« Reply #2 on: 12 November 2008, 21:42:25 »

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Scoop it up in your hand & tease/terrify them with it before luzzing it out the window. There's a statistic somewhere saying on average we eat 5 spiders in our sleep so you could let them know!!! ;D

Iv'e done that in the past to the boys, they are wise and had their bedroom door well and truly shut............ ::) ::) ::) swmbo would go ape, so not worth it.. ::) ::) ::) I called them all 'Wimps' as I came back downstairs.... ;D ;D ;D
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Re: What is it about spiders?
« Reply #3 on: 12 November 2008, 21:53:22 »

It's in our DNA to be frightened.

The year 25,000BC's top Darwin Award winners were all people who were missing the gene for the fear of spiders and snakes. And wasps probably.

By being a good dad/husband/brother/mate you are establishing superiority over millions of years of evolution.

You deserve a whiskey and the adulation of your inferiors.  And you can tell them that from me :y ;D ;D
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Re: What is it about spiders?
« Reply #4 on: 12 November 2008, 21:57:38 »

Ohhh...Spiders  ..even the word gives me the shivers.

Most men Mr Dusty included not frightened of spiders though. :-* :-* :-*

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Re: What is it about spiders?
« Reply #5 on: 12 November 2008, 21:58:41 »

My first wife sat outside our house one night for 2 1/2 hours till I got home because there was a big spider in the hall ::)
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Re: What is it about spiders?
« Reply #6 on: 12 November 2008, 21:59:45 »

im not a lover of spiders, i swat them with a newspaper if there big ::) but i do find snakes fascinating, especially the black mamba
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Re: What is it about spiders?
« Reply #7 on: 12 November 2008, 22:00:58 »

I aint sure I like the idea that Guy suggests that we eat them in our sleep.........
Also I aint sure i would want to shift a spider the size of that one in Harry Potter :-?
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Re: What is it about spiders?
« Reply #8 on: 12 November 2008, 22:03:52 »

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Re: What is it about spiders?
« Reply #9 on: 12 November 2008, 22:05:00 »

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im not a lover of spiders, i swat them with a newspaper if there big ::) ......

Murderer!  ;D  :y :y
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« Reply #10 on: 12 November 2008, 22:10:44 »

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im not a lover of spiders, i swat them with a newspaper if there big ::) ......

Murderer!  ;D  :y :y

you wanna see me when i walk into a cobweb  ::) ::)

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Re: What is it about spiders?
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im not a lover of spiders, i swat them with a newspaper if there big ::) ......

Murderer!  ;D  :y :y

you wanna see me when i walk into a cobweb  ::) ::)


Wuss!  ;)  ;)  ;) :y :y
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Re: What is it about spiders?
« Reply #12 on: 12 November 2008, 23:29:14 »

Why not explain that spiders are helping us by killing nasty flies that spread disease. If you explain things people sometimes understand  :y

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Re: What is it about spiders?
« Reply #13 on: 12 November 2008, 23:33:34 »

Agreed, rather have spiders than scummy flies anyday. :y
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« Reply #14 on: 12 November 2008, 23:43:10 »

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Agreed, rather have spiders than scummy flies anyday. :y

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