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if women are so good at multitasking......
« on: 01 December 2008, 10:08:46 »

Just a thought

if women are so good at multitasking why cant they have sex and a headache at the same time ?

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Re: if women are so good at multitasking......
« Reply #1 on: 01 December 2008, 10:12:24 »

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Just a thought

if women are so good at multitasking why cant they have sex and a headache at the same time ?

Doug

They might be able (in theory) to multitask....but they never finish any of them  ;D
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Re: if women are so good at multitasking......
« Reply #2 on: 01 December 2008, 10:13:49 »

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if women are so good at multitasking why cant they have sex and a headache at the same time ?

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They might be able (in theory) to multitask....but they never finish any of them  ;D

yep..only start ;D
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Re: if women are so good at multitasking......
« Reply #3 on: 01 December 2008, 10:17:36 »

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if women are so good at multitasking why cant they have sex and a headache at the same time ?

Doug

They might be able (in theory) to multitask....but they never finish any of them  ;D

yep..only start ;D


.. and 'dangle berries' all of them up due to not paying sufficient attention to any of them.  ::)

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Re: if women are so good at multitasking......
« Reply #4 on: 01 December 2008, 10:18:28 »

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if women are so good at multitasking why cant they have sex and a headache at the same time ?

Doug

They might be able (in theory) to multitask....but they never finish any of them  ;D

yep..only start ;D


.. and 'dangle berries' all of them up due to not paying sufficient attention to any of them.  ::)

Kevin

yess ;D
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Re: if women are so good at multitasking......
« Reply #5 on: 01 December 2008, 17:41:49 »

Ooooo .. dangerous talk  :o

Actually sex is the best cure for a headache -- releases all those endorphins .... so next time she says she has a headache .... well ..... cure it for her  ::)
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« Reply #6 on: 01 December 2008, 18:08:16 »

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Just a thought

if women are so good at multitasking why cant they have sex and a headache at the same time ?

Doug

They might be able (in theory) to multitask....but they never finish any of them  ;D

yep..only start ;D


.. and 'dangle berries' all of them up due to not paying sufficient attention to any of them.  ::)

Kevin

yess ;D

Tutt!! Tutt!! ALL of you. ::) ::) ::)  You should be ashamed with all this negative talk about woman's abilities!! :o :o :o :o

So a woman never does anything properly or completes anything.....???!!!    So they never complete giving birth after successfully creating new life inside them??

They never finish washing your clothes so you cannot wear them??

They never successfully cook meals for you and complete the cooking so you can eat them?

They never statisfy you during making love and complete the "exercise"??

They never wash, dress and take the kids to school, go to the shops, doctors, sort out social events for you around doing all the above??

Come on chaps, fairs fair!!  ::) ::) ::) ::) :D :D :D :D :D :D ;) ;)

But, men, how many times has a kitchen or bathroom revamp never been started after promises to do so, or never completed once started?.....or the redecoration of a room(s) been constantly put off?.......or the love of your life not been taken out as promised because of "football, "drinks with mates", don't want to??.........or the act of making love either never commenced due to "failure" or never been completed to satisfy the woman??!!  Shall I go on chaps??!!;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)  
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Re: if women are so good at multitasking......
« Reply #7 on: 01 December 2008, 18:11:40 »

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if women are so good at multitasking why cant they have sex and a headache at the same time ?

Doug

They might be able (in theory) to multitask....but they never finish any of them  ;D

yep..only start ;D


.. and 'dangle berries' all of them up due to not paying sufficient attention to any of them.  ::)

Kevin

yess ;D

Tutt!! Tutt!! ALL of you. ::) ::) ::)  You should be ashamed with all this negative talk about woman's abilities!! :o :o :o :o

So a woman never does anything properly or completes anything.....???!!!    So they never complete giving birth after successfully creating new life inside them??

They never finish washing your clothes so you cannot wear them??

They never successfully cook meals for you and complete the cooking so you can eat them?

They never statisfy you during making love and complete the "exercise"??

They never wash, dress and take the kids to school, go to the shops, doctors, sort out social events for you around doing all the above??

Come on chaps, fairs fair!!  ::) ::) ::) ::) :D :D :D :D :D :D ;) ;)

But, men, how many times has a kitchen or bathroom revamp never been started after promises to do so, or never completed once started?.....or the redecoration of a room(s) been constantly put off?.......or the love of your life not been taken out as promised because of "football, "drinks with mates", don't want to??.........or the act of making love either never commenced due to "failure" or never been completed to satisfy the woman??!!  Shall I go on chaps??!!;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)  
And like all women ,lizzie has to have the last word ;D ;D ;D ;D now i'm of to hide incase i get a verbal clump  ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
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Re: if women are so good at multitasking......
« Reply #8 on: 01 December 2008, 18:43:43 »

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Just a thought

if women are so good at multitasking why cant they have sex and a headache at the same time ?

Doug

They might be able (in theory) to multitask....but they never finish any of them  ;D

yep..only start ;D


.. and 'dangle berries' all of them up due to not paying sufficient attention to any of them.  ::)

Kevin

yess ;D

Tutt!! Tutt!! ALL of you. ::) ::) ::)  You should be ashamed with all this negative talk about woman's abilities!! :o :o :o :o

So a woman never does anything properly or completes anything.....???!!!    So they never complete giving birth after successfully creating new life inside them??

They never finish washing your clothes so you cannot wear them??

They never successfully cook meals for you and complete the cooking so you can eat them?

They never statisfy you during making love and complete the "exercise"??

They never wash, dress and take the kids to school, go to the shops, doctors, sort out social events for you around doing all the above??

Come on chaps, fairs fair!!  ::) ::) ::) ::) :D :D :D :D :D :D ;) ;)

But, men, how many times has a kitchen or bathroom revamp never been started after promises to do so, or never completed once started?.....or the redecoration of a room(s) been constantly put off?.......or the love of your life not been taken out as promised because of "football, "drinks with mates", don't want to??.........or the act of making love either never commenced due to "failure" or never been completed to satisfy the woman??!!  Shall I go on chaps??!!;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)  
And like all women ,lizzie has to have the last word ;D ;D ;D ;D now i'm of to hide incase i get a verbal clump  ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

Yes Lance, we are very good at starting, contributing to and completing any discussion, being capeable of high levels of verbal input!! ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: if women are so good at multitasking......
« Reply #9 on: 01 December 2008, 18:43:51 »

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how many times has a kitchen or bathroom revamp never been started after promises to do so, or never completed once started?.....

That reminds me... I must finish the bathroom  ::) :-[
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Re: if women are so good at multitasking......
« Reply #10 on: 01 December 2008, 19:12:17 »

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Just a thought

if women are so good at multitasking why cant they have sex and a headache at the same time ?

Doug

They might be able (in theory) to multitask....but they never finish any of them  ;D

yep..only start ;D


.. and 'dangle berries' all of them up due to not paying sufficient attention to any of them.  ::)

Kevin

yess ;D

Tutt!! Tutt!! ALL of you. ::) ::) ::)  You should be ashamed with all this negative talk about woman's abilities!! :o :o :o :o

So a woman never does anything properly or completes anything.....???!!!    So they never complete giving birth after successfully creating new life inside them??

They never finish washing your clothes so you cannot wear them??

They never successfully cook meals for you and complete the cooking so you can eat them?

They never statisfy you during making love and complete the "exercise"??

They never wash, dress and take the kids to school, go to the shops, doctors, sort out social events for you around doing all the above??

Come on chaps, fairs fair!!  ::) ::) ::) ::) :D :D :D :D :D :D ;) ;)

But, men, how many times has a kitchen or bathroom revamp never been started after promises to do so, or never completed once started?.....or the redecoration of a room(s) been constantly put off?.......or the love of your life not been taken out as promised because of "football, "drinks with mates", don't want to??.........or the act of making love either never commenced due to "failure" or never been completed to satisfy the woman??!!  Shall I go on chaps??!!;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)  


Not so far  :D ;)  But there is always the first time I guess -- not looking forward to that one ! :-/
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Re: if women are so good at multitasking......
« Reply #11 on: 01 December 2008, 19:25:36 »


Tutt!! Tutt!! ALL of you. ::) ::) ::)  You should be ashamed with all this negative talk about woman's abilities!! :o :o :o :o

So a woman never does anything properly or completes anything.....???!!!    So they never complete giving birth after successfully creating new life inside them??

They never finish washing your clothes so you cannot wear them??

They never successfully cook meals for you and complete the cooking so you can eat them?

They never statisfy you during making love and complete the "exercise"??

They never wash, dress and take the kids to school, go to the shops, doctors, sort out social events for you around doing all the above??

Come on chaps, fairs fair!!  ::) ::) ::) ::) :D :D :D :D :D :D ;) ;)

But, men, how many times has a kitchen or bathroom revamp never been started after promises to do so, or never completed once started?.....or the redecoration of a room(s) been constantly put off?.......or the love of your life not been taken out as promised because of "football, "drinks with mates", don't want to??.........or the act of making love either never commenced due to "failure" or never been completed to satisfy the woman??!!  Shall I go on chaps??!!;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

Answer to all of the above is, i live alone & so do everything my self & i don't have kids :y :y

Every job i've  started has been completed, women may complete the task, but with what i've seen over the years, it's a half hearted job & so i end up fixing what's fallen apart or broke >:( >:(

The reason i live alone is, because all women are a pain in the arse >:(
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« Reply #12 on: 01 December 2008, 19:28:23 »

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Tutt!! Tutt!! ALL of you. ::) ::) ::)  You should be ashamed with all this negative talk about woman's abilities!! :o :o :o :o

So a woman never does anything properly or completes anything.....???!!!    So they never complete giving birth after successfully creating new life inside them??

They never finish washing your clothes so you cannot wear them??

They never successfully cook meals for you and complete the cooking so you can eat them?

They never statisfy you during making love and complete the "exercise"??

They never wash, dress and take the kids to school, go to the shops, doctors, sort out social events for you around doing all the above??

Come on chaps, fairs fair!!  ::) ::) ::) ::) :D :D :D :D :D :D ;) ;)

But, men, how many times has a kitchen or bathroom revamp never been started after promises to do so, or never completed once started?.....or the redecoration of a room(s) been constantly put off?.......or the love of your life not been taken out as promised because of "football, "drinks with mates", don't want to??.........or the act of making love either never commenced due to "failure" or never been completed to satisfy the woman??!!  Shall I go on chaps??!!;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

Answer to all of the above is, i live alone & so do everything my self & i don't have kids :y :y

Every job i've  started has been completed, women may complete the task, but with what i've seen over the years, it's a half hearted job & so i end up fixing what's fallen apart or broke >:( >:(

The reason i live alone is, because all women are a pain in the arse >:(

not all of them, most of them ;D ;D
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Re: if women are so good at multitasking......
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« Reply #14 on: 01 December 2008, 19:29:35 »

here comes the storm... ;D
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