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A CHAV Joke
« on: 06 December 2008, 22:41:35 »
Why do so many chavs move to croydon?

they heard there were no jobs there.........
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Re: A CHAV Joke
« Reply #1 on: 06 December 2008, 22:42:38 »
Where do chavettes go after sex?

To the top of the housing list........
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Re: A CHAV Joke
« Reply #2 on: 06 December 2008, 22:43:43 »
How do you get 5 chavs in a Vauxhall Nova?


Take one out..........
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« Reply #3 on: 06 December 2008, 22:45:31 »
How do you know if a Chav is a bad father?

He lets his 12 year old smoke in front of her kids..............
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Re: A CHAV Joke
« Reply #4 on: 06 December 2008, 23:47:39 »
Were they that bad?????????
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« Reply #5 on: 07 December 2008, 00:04:20 »
I was born in Croydon, but.....i blame the parents!!!!! ::)
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« Reply #6 on: 07 December 2008, 02:15:26 »
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Were they that bad?????????


No. Made me chuckle ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: A CHAV Joke
« Reply #7 on: 07 December 2008, 08:35:54 »
sadly most of them are facts !!!!!! ;D ;D
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« Reply #8 on: 07 December 2008, 09:23:07 »
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sadly most of them are facts !!!!!! ;D ;D

Indeed, more of a chav factoid really  ;D ;D I liked them though  :y
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« Reply #9 on: 07 December 2008, 11:23:59 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: A CHAV Joke
« Reply #10 on: 07 December 2008, 16:25:24 »
Hehe  :y

They were very good!
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« Reply #11 on: 07 December 2008, 16:47:42 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y
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