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[vauxnut]

drain oil replace sump plug.car with blown motor no longer a problem.parking issue solved.

[Mr Skrunts]

Before you do anything I would put up a descrete CCTV camera as you know the instant something happens to his car you will get the blame and the revenge.

1st I would be tempted for some joke parking tickets off ebay, they work a treat.

If he doesnt see the funny side then pour some fish oil down his vent, cats are buggers when clambering on paintwork.  Try and put it some where it wont smell into the car in fact rather than the vents just down the sides of the bonnet where the wings bolt on.

[Essex_Andy]

thin film of marg or butter on roof and then add bread crumbs

Loads of beak sized dents.....................

[sir moanalot]

or................lob a brick through his side window and then lean in and dig a screw driver into his stereo. then pop over to his flat knock on his door and say you just chased 2 hoodies off trying to nick his stereo. that way you trash his car and have him say thankyou for the compliment !!!!

[markey mark]

or................lob a brick through his side window and then lean in and dig a screw driver into his stereo. then pop over to his flat knock on his door and say you just chased 2 hoodies off trying to nick his stereo. that way you trash his car and have him say thankyou for the compliment !!!!

i like this one the best   but i would agree with guy smack the idiot  

[eddie]

Jeez you lot are luvly!

Silicone spray on windscreen,good for a laugh.

Or if you really hate someone,same spray on brake discs if he has open alloys.

Superglue on wiper blades and along bottom edges of side windows.

If he has vents at the base of the windscreen--thats where the dog/cat-poo goes! Squeeze it in there (dont forget the gloves),and wipe of any visible residue.


eddie

[Ian_D]

Jeez you lot are luvly!

Silicone spray on windscreen,good for a laugh.

Or if you really hate someone,same spray on brake discs if he has open alloys.

Superglue on wiper blades and along bottom edges of side windows.

If he has vents at the base of the windscreen--thats where the dog/cat-poo goes! Squeeze it in there (dont forget the gloves),and wipe of any visible residue.


eddie

Or just cut a little hole in the flexi pipe on the brakes - that way he will have working brakes to get out of his street, but once all the fluid leaks out, bye bye car!