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zippo

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How much are flights to ........
« on: 20 December 2008, 11:37:41 »
The Vatican ,the car passed its MOT this morning after i bet it wouldn't ,and the wife is holding me to the bet
Next question is
   Would i be arrested for showing my ar$e on the Vatican steps ?????
 ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #1 on: 20 December 2008, 11:47:51 »
At 3am i think you'd be safe :y

Priest's regulary walk up & down the steps ;)
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Re: How much are flights to ........
« Reply #2 on: 20 December 2008, 11:48:26 »
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The Vatican ,the car passed its MOT this morning after i bet it wouldn't ,and the wife is holding me to the bet
Next question is
   Would i be arrested for showing my ar$e on the Vatican steps ?????
 ;D ;D ;D

 ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D
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Re: How much are flights to ........
« Reply #3 on: 20 December 2008, 11:49:57 »
might make a new land mark if your arse is big enough

failing that indicent exposure is against the law

i tried telling that to the mother-in-law
(how do you get done for indecent exposure when you only show your face)
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« Reply #4 on: 20 December 2008, 11:57:36 »
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might make a new land mark if your arse is big enough

failing that indicent exposure is against the law

i tried telling that to the mother-in-law
(how do you get done for indecent exposure when you only show your face)

MP's talk outa their arses all the time in public ;D
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Re: How much are flights to ........
« Reply #5 on: 20 December 2008, 12:58:06 »
I was sure it wouldn't pass  :-[ :-[ :-[ SWMBO will never let me hear the end of it  ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #6 on: 20 December 2008, 13:01:10 »
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I was sure it wouldn't pass  :-[ :-[ :-[ SWMBO will never let me hear the end of it  ;D ;D ;D

Come on Mrs Zippo, give him hell  ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #7 on: 20 December 2008, 13:04:02 »
Well done Zippo; with a full 12 month`s MOT, 2009 will be a breeze. :y
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Re: How much are flights to ........
« Reply #8 on: 20 December 2008, 13:09:55 »
Hiya Debs how are you and the dogs ,Ive not spoken to you for a while
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« Reply #9 on: 20 December 2008, 13:35:29 »
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Hiya Debs how are you and the dogs ,Ive not spoken to you for a while
`Just fine thanks Zippo ;)
`hope you`re doing ok too?....and here`s wishing you and the family, a very Happy Christmas. :)
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Re: How much are flights to ........
« Reply #10 on: 20 December 2008, 14:35:06 »
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The Vatican ,the car passed its MOT this morning after i bet it wouldn't ,and the wife is holding me to the bet
Next question is
   Would i be arrested for showing my ar$e on the Vatican steps ?????
 ;D ;D ;D

i personally wouldnt risk it with all them priests about, there be a bishop hammering away in the crypt before you can say ive seen brokeback mounain  ;D ;D
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« Reply #11 on: 20 December 2008, 14:35:52 »
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At 3am i think you'd be safe :y

Priest's regulary walk up & down the steps ;)

That isn't safe - they aren't allowed to be married so may get excited
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« Reply #12 on: 20 December 2008, 14:40:24 »
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The Vatican ,the car passed its MOT this morning after i bet it wouldn't ,and the wife is holding me to the bet
Next question is
   Would i be arrested for showing my ar$e on the Vatican steps ?????
 ;D ;D ;D

i personally wouldnt risk it with all them priests about, there be a bishop hammering away in the crypt before you can say ive seen brokeback mounain  ;D ;D

 ;D ;D :y
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Re: How much are flights to ........
« Reply #13 on: 20 December 2008, 14:47:26 »
i dont mind a bit of church now and then, ive a nice video of a few nuns on there knees in a covent, i think there praying. wouldnt mind going there for a week in june, it can pi$$ down all week for all i care  ;) ;D ;D
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« Reply #14 on: 20 December 2008, 15:02:42 »
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i dont mind a bit of church now and then, ive a nice video of a few nuns on there knees in a covent, i think there praying. wouldnt mind going there for a week in june, it can pi$$ down all week for all i care  ;) ;D ;D

i  think i have the same film  ;D ;D ;D
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