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[hoody]

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?"

The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million pounds.
Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million pounds, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million pounds.
Come back and tell me what you learn from that."

So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million pounds?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!"

The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million pounds?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt! I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?"

The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million pounds?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how
much a million pounds would buy?"

The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.
His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?"

The boy replied, "Yes. Potentially, you and I are sitting on three million pounds, but Realistically, we're living with two hookers and a homo.

[Del Boy]

Lol I like that one  

[stuart30]

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?"

The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million pounds.
Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million pounds, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million pounds.
Come back and tell me what you learn from that."

So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million pounds?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!"

The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million pounds?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt! I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?"

The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million pounds?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how
much a million pounds would buy?"

The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.
His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?"

The boy replied, "Yes. Potentially, you and I are sitting on three million pounds, but Realistically, we're living with two hookers and a homo.

 

[cem_devecioglu]

 

really good

[Richie London]

 

[Mr Skrunts]

 

[Amin]

lmao thats really good

[jaykay]

Excellent

[Lizzie_Zoom]