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« Reply #30 on: 07 January 2009, 23:51:50 »
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Yes .....but women only ........don't  bother with blokes for the lady OOfers .....sod 'em. :y :y :y


Wait while Lizzie reads this,  you're in trouble now. ;D ;D
Yep, big hole dug i think.  ;D

Noooo, nothing like he can dig............. ;D ;D ;D


Depends on the subjext ::)
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« Reply #31 on: 08 January 2009, 18:20:18 »
Read this Lizzie, it may amuse you. ha ha ha ha . well thats put optimist in the sh*t now .  ;D ;D
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« Reply #32 on: 08 January 2009, 18:29:09 »
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Read this Lizzie, it may amuse you. ha ha ha ha . well thats put optimist in the sh*t now .  ;D ;D


I can't believe what Optimist put!! :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

Where would all your fun come from without women on here giving alternative thoughts that most men just love........ :D :D :D :D ;)

You would be so bored Optimist without us........wouldn't you Optimist?????????????? ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

I have voted "no" as I love Skruntie's  great postings; especially when designed for the women!! :-* :-* :-* ;)

EDIT!!!  I meant to vote "YES" ::) ::) ::), because as long as Skruntie posts for women as well I don't care what else he posts for the men!   ;D ;D ;)


So Admin's please take a vote off "No" and place it on the "Yes" column. ;) ;)
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« Reply #33 on: 08 January 2009, 18:48:12 »
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Read this Lizzie, it may amuse you. ha ha ha ha . well thats put optimist in the sh*t now .  ;D ;D


I can't believe what Optimist put!! :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

Where would all your fun come from without women on here giving alternative thoughts that most men just love........ :D :D :D :D ;)

You would be so bored Optimist without us........wouldn't you Optimist?????????????? ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

I have voted "no" as I love Skruntie's  great postings; especially when designed for the women!! :-* :-* :-* ;)

EDIT!!!  I meant to vote "YES" ::) ::) ::), because as long as Skruntie posts for women as well I don't care what else he posts for the men!   ;D ;D ;)


So Admin's please take a vote off "No" and place it on the "Yes" column. ;) ;)

Ouch......I think that I have just been disciplined by Lizzie :D :D

You are correct  though Lizzie.........OOf would be a much poorer place without yourself and other lady OOfers .....keeping us blokes in line. ;) ;) ;) ;D

However........I can well do without looking at mens arses......and remember .............all Omega owners are strictly red blooded males.......no arse bandits on this forum. :y :y :y :y
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« Reply #34 on: 08 January 2009, 18:51:26 »
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Read this Lizzie, it may amuse you. ha ha ha ha . well thats put optimist in the sh*t now .  ;D ;D


I can't believe what Optimist put!! :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

Where would all your fun come from without women on here giving alternative thoughts that most men just love........ :D :D :D :D ;)

You would be so bored Optimist without us........wouldn't you Optimist?????????????? ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

I have voted "no" as I love Skruntie's  great postings; especially when designed for the women!! :-* :-* :-* ;)

EDIT!!!  I meant to vote "YES" ::) ::) ::), because as long as Skruntie posts for women as well I don't care what else he posts for the men!   ;D ;D ;)


So Admin's please take a vote off "No" and place it on the "Yes" column. ;) ;)

Ouch......I think that I have just been disciplined by Lizzie :D :D

You are correct  though Lizzie.........OOf would be a much poorer place without yourself and other lady OOfers .....keeping us blokes in line. ;) ;) ;) ;D

However........I can well do without looking at mens arses......and remember .............all Omega owners are strictly red blooded males.......no arse bandits on this forum. :y :y :y :y

You dont have to look, they all get lableed up correctly

NWS = Not Women Safe

NMS - Not Men Safe.

What more can I do.
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« Reply #35 on: 08 January 2009, 18:53:09 »
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Read this Lizzie, it may amuse you. ha ha ha ha . well thats put optimist in the sh*t now .  ;D ;D


I can't believe what Optimist put!! :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

Where would all your fun come from without women on here giving alternative thoughts that most men just love........ :D :D :D :D ;)

You would be so bored Optimist without us........wouldn't you Optimist?????????????? ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

I have voted "no" as I love Skruntie's  great postings; especially when designed for the women!! :-* :-* :-* ;)

EDIT!!!  I meant to vote "YES" ::) ::) ::), because as long as Skruntie posts for women as well I don't care what else he posts for the men!   ;D ;D ;)


So Admin's please take a vote off "No" and place it on the "Yes" column. ;) ;)

Ouch......I think that I have just been disciplined by Lizzie :D :D

You are correct  though Lizzie.........OOf would be a much poorer place without yourself and other lady OOfers .....keeping us blokes in line. ;) ;) ;) ;D

However........I can well do without looking at mens arses......and remember .............all Omega owners are strictly red blooded males.......no arse bandits on this forum. :y :y :y :y


Are you sure about that Optimist????????? :-? :-? :o :o :o ::) ::) ::) :D :D ;)
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Re: Skrunties Post Bag
« Reply #36 on: 08 January 2009, 18:54:17 »
Heres one for Lizzie

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« Reply #37 on: 08 January 2009, 18:55:44 »
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Heres one for Lizzie



Thanks greatly Skruntie!! :-* :-* :-* :-* :D :D ;)
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« Reply #38 on: 08 January 2009, 18:56:58 »
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Read this Lizzie, it may amuse you. ha ha ha ha . well thats put optimist in the sh*t now .  ;D ;D


I can't believe what Optimist put!! :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

Where would all your fun come from without women on here giving alternative thoughts that most men just love........ :D :D :D :D ;)

You would be so bored Optimist without us........wouldn't you Optimist?????????????? ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

I have voted "no" as I love Skruntie's  great postings; especially when designed for the women!! :-* :-* :-* ;)

EDIT!!!  I meant to vote "YES" ::) ::) ::), because as long as Skruntie posts for women as well I don't care what else he posts for the men!   ;D ;D ;)


So Admin's please take a vote off "No" and place it on the "Yes" column. ;) ;)

Ouch......I think that I have just been disciplined by Lizzie :D :D

You are correct  though Lizzie.........OOf would be a much poorer place without yourself and other lady OOfers .....keeping us blokes in line. ;) ;) ;) ;D

However........I can well do without looking at mens arses......and remember .............all Omega owners are strictly red blooded males.......no arse bandits on this forum. :y :y :y :y

You dont have to look, they all get lableed up correctly

NWS = Not Women Safe

NMS - Not Men Safe.

What more can I do.


Replace the number of male posts .....with female totty......and sod the lady OOFers ...........Oh shit.....I've just upset Lizzie again. :y :y :y :y
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« Reply #39 on: 08 January 2009, 19:04:20 »
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Read this Lizzie, it may amuse you. ha ha ha ha . well thats put optimist in the sh*t now .  ;D ;D


I can't believe what Optimist put!! :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

Where would all your fun come from without women on here giving alternative thoughts that most men just love........ :D :D :D :D ;)

You would be so bored Optimist without us........wouldn't you Optimist?????????????? ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

I have voted "no" as I love Skruntie's  great postings; especially when designed for the women!! :-* :-* :-* ;)

EDIT!!!  I meant to vote "YES" ::) ::) ::), because as long as Skruntie posts for women as well I don't care what else he posts for the men!   ;D ;D ;)


So Admin's please take a vote off "No" and place it on the "Yes" column. ;) ;)

Ouch......I think that I have just been disciplined by Lizzie :D :D

You are correct  though Lizzie.........OOf would be a much poorer place without yourself and other lady OOfers .....keeping us blokes in line. ;) ;) ;) ;D

However........I can well do without looking at mens arses......and remember .............all Omega owners are strictly red blooded males.......no arse bandits on this forum. :y :y :y :y

You dont have to look, they all get lableed up correctly

NWS = Not Women Safe

NMS - Not Men Safe.

What more can I do.


Replace the number of male posts .....with female totty......and sod the lady OOFers ...........Oh shit.....I've just upset Lizzie again. :y :y :y :y


You are treading on thin ice here..........and note I am now a Lady (ok Lord, but I will accept M'Lady from the lower classes! ;D ;D ;D ;)


I can now send Knights to the Tower!! :D :D :D :D :D ;)
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« Reply #40 on: 08 January 2009, 19:06:06 »
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Read this Lizzie, it may amuse you. ha ha ha ha . well thats put optimist in the sh*t now .  ;D ;D


I can't believe what Optimist put!! :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

Where would all your fun come from without women on here giving alternative thoughts that most men just love........ :D :D :D :D ;)

You would be so bored Optimist without us........wouldn't you Optimist?????????????? ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

I have voted "no" as I love Skruntie's  great postings; especially when designed for the women!! :-* :-* :-* ;)

EDIT!!!  I meant to vote "YES" ::) ::) ::), because as long as Skruntie posts for women as well I don't care what else he posts for the men!   ;D ;D ;)


So Admin's please take a vote off "No" and place it on the "Yes" column. ;) ;)

Ouch......I think that I have just been disciplined by Lizzie :D :D

You are correct  though Lizzie.........OOf would be a much poorer place without yourself and other lady OOfers .....keeping us blokes in line. ;) ;) ;) ;D

However........I can well do without looking at mens arses......and remember .............all Omega owners are strictly red blooded males.......no arse bandits on this forum. :y :y :y :y

You dont have to look, they all get lableed up correctly

NWS = Not Women Safe

NMS - Not Men Safe.

What more can I do.


Replace the number of male posts .....with female totty......and sod the lady OOFers ...........Oh shit.....I've just upset Lizzie again. :y :y :y :y

Do you want me to post some female flesh just for you? ::)
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« Reply #41 on: 08 January 2009, 19:11:52 »
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Read this Lizzie, it may amuse you. ha ha ha ha . well thats put optimist in the sh*t now .  ;D ;D


I can't believe what Optimist put!! :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

Where would all your fun come from without women on here giving alternative thoughts that most men just love........ :D :D :D :D ;)

You would be so bored Optimist without us........wouldn't you Optimist?????????????? ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

I have voted "no" as I love Skruntie's  great postings; especially when designed for the women!! :-* :-* :-* ;)

EDIT!!!  I meant to vote "YES" ::) ::) ::), because as long as Skruntie posts for women as well I don't care what else he posts for the men!   ;D ;D ;)


So Admin's please take a vote off "No" and place it on the "Yes" column. ;) ;)

Ouch......I think that I have just been disciplined by Lizzie :D :D

You are correct  though Lizzie.........OOf would be a much poorer place without yourself and other lady OOfers .....keeping us blokes in line. ;) ;) ;) ;D

However........I can well do without looking at mens arses......and remember .............all Omega owners are strictly red blooded males.......no arse bandits on this forum. :y :y :y :y

You dont have to look, they all get lableed up correctly

NWS = Not Women Safe

NMS - Not Men Safe.

What more can I do.


Replace the number of male posts .....with female totty......and sod the lady OOFers ...........Oh shit.....I've just upset Lizzie again. :y :y :y :y


You are treading on thin ice here..........and note I am now a Lady (ok Lord, but I will accept M'Lady from the lower classes! ;D ;D ;D ;)


I can now send Knights to the Tower!! :D :D :D :D :D ;)



Please accept my humble apology Lady Lizzie..........or should I say M'lady ......as I am one of the great unwashed...... proletariat. :y :y :y
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« Reply #42 on: 08 January 2009, 19:18:46 »
 I thought that would cause a disturbance,  at least you got an apology Lizzie. he he .  ;)
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Read this Lizzie, it may amuse you. ha ha ha ha . well thats put optimist in the sh*t now .  ;D ;D


I can't believe what Optimist put!! :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

Where would all your fun come from without women on here giving alternative thoughts that most men just love........ :D :D :D :D ;)

You would be so bored Optimist without us........wouldn't you Optimist?????????????? ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

I have voted "no" as I love Skruntie's  great postings; especially when designed for the women!! :-* :-* :-* ;)

EDIT!!!  I meant to vote "YES" ::) ::) ::), because as long as Skruntie posts for women as well I don't care what else he posts for the men!   ;D ;D ;)


So Admin's please take a vote off "No" and place it on the "Yes" column. ;) ;)

Ouch......I think that I have just been disciplined by Lizzie :D :D

You are correct  though Lizzie.........OOf would be a much poorer place without yourself and other lady OOfers .....keeping us blokes in line. ;) ;) ;) ;D

However........I can well do without looking at mens arses......and remember .............all Omega owners are strictly red blooded males.......no arse bandits on this forum. :y :y :y :y

You dont have to look, they all get lableed up correctly

NWS = Not Women Safe

NMS - Not Men Safe.

What more can I do.


Replace the number of male posts .....with female totty......and sod the lady OOFers ...........Oh shit.....I've just upset Lizzie again. :y :y :y :y

Do you want me to post some female flesh just for you? ::)

Yes please Skruntie.........but no ugly mares. ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y :y
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« Reply #44 on: 08 January 2009, 19:23:07 »
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Read this Lizzie, it may amuse you. ha ha ha ha . well thats put optimist in the sh*t now .  ;D ;D


I can't believe what Optimist put!! :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

Where would all your fun come from without women on here giving alternative thoughts that most men just love........ :D :D :D :D ;)

You would be so bored Optimist without us........wouldn't you Optimist?????????????? ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

I have voted "no" as I love Skruntie's  great postings; especially when designed for the women!! :-* :-* :-* ;)

EDIT!!!  I meant to vote "YES" ::) ::) ::), because as long as Skruntie posts for women as well I don't care what else he posts for the men!   ;D ;D ;)


So Admin's please take a vote off "No" and place it on the "Yes" column. ;) ;)

Ouch......I think that I have just been disciplined by Lizzie :D :D

You are correct  though Lizzie.........OOf would be a much poorer place without yourself and other lady OOfers .....keeping us blokes in line. ;) ;) ;) ;D

However........I can well do without looking at mens arses......and remember .............all Omega owners are strictly red blooded males.......no arse bandits on this forum. :y :y :y :y

You dont have to look, they all get lableed up correctly

NWS = Not Women Safe

NMS - Not Men Safe.

What more can I do.


Replace the number of male posts .....with female totty......and sod the lady OOFers ...........Oh shit.....I've just upset Lizzie again. :y :y :y :y

Do you want me to post some female flesh just for you? ::)

Yes please Skruntie.........but no ugly mares. ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y :y


Beauty is skin deep matey.  Calling women ugly mares . . . indeed.

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