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[Richie London]

if you ever make scramble egg in the microwave  do remember to always cover the top before you turn it on as it is a total waste of 5 eggs  

[Omega man 2]

Have fun cleaning up

[Richie London]

im always doing it, last time it was baked beans  

[Del Boy]

if you ever make scramble egg in the microwave  do remember to always cover the top before you turn it on as it is a total waste of 5 eggs  

Did it blow the door open and splatter egg shells everywhere? Thats what happened when I did it last time not alowwed to touch the eggs now  

[HGV mechanic]

cooking tips ,,,, pick the phone up and say you'll give tip  

[Entwood]

if you ever make scramble egg in the microwave  do remember to always cover the top before you turn it on as it is a total waste of 5 eggs  

Did it blow the door open and splatter egg shells everywhere? Thats what happened when I did it last time not alowwed to touch the eggs now  

I wonder how you make scrambled eggs By the time mine are in the microwave the shells are in the bin ......  

[Richie London]

mix with egss in a bowl with milk and pepper then turn on, stir every now and then. best scrambled egg you can have  

[Del Boy]

if you ever make scramble egg in the microwave  do remember to always cover the top before you turn it on as it is a total waste of 5 eggs  

Did it blow the door open and splatter egg shells everywhere? Thats what happened when I did it last time not alowwed to touch the eggs now  

I wonder how you make scrambled eggs By the time mine are in the microwave the shells are in the bin ......  

I did find that out after   I think I was drunk at the time tho may have been a contributing factor.

[Marie]

pmsl  

i did it with tinned tomatoes yesterday!

[LaserLance]

pmsl  

i did it with tinned tomatoes yesterday!

Not a domestic goddess then marie?

[Marie]

pmsl  

i did it with tinned tomatoes yesterday!

Not a domestic goddess then marie?

nope i am not but.........................i am a good technican!

hubby does all the cooking.

[Tony H]

I think you must have given it to much time or to much power
It remind me of a story I heard when microwave ovens first became popular. Down the road from us was a small unmanned police station, that the local coppers used for refs to save them going back to the main station. Anyway a copper and his partner stopped there for there morning break. One went in as the other stayed in the car to finish something, a couple of minutes later he went to join his colleague for brekkies as he approached the station he heard a bang racing to enter the station not knowing what had happened he met his partner on the way out covered in egg :-/
He had only tried to cook an egg in the microwave still in the shell like a boiled egg. he came to take the top off it with his spoon to dip his soldiers in it and it exploded all over his uniform  

[LaserLance]

pmsl  

i did it with tinned tomatoes yesterday!

Not a domestic goddess then marie?

nope i am not but.........................i am a good technican!

hubby does all the cooking.

Sounds just like my mum and dad  

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

if you ever make scramble egg in the microwave  do remember to always cover the top before you turn it on as it is a total waste of 5 eggs  

My cooking tip is.........always get your wife....girlfriend.....to do the cooking......Women are designed for such tasks.

[Marie]

if you ever make scramble egg in the microwave  do remember to always cover the top before you turn it on as it is a total waste of 5 eggs  

My cooking tip is.........always get your wife....girlfriend.....to do the cooking......Women are designed for such tasks.

not in my house they anit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i cant cook and wont cook!