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RAC call outs
« on: 16 January 2007, 16:42:24 »
got this from another forum

sorry if its a repost please dont flame me

http://www.pistonheads.com/news/default.asp?storyId=15714

6 & 10 LMAO
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« Reply #1 on: 16 January 2007, 16:48:53 »
Many moons ago 'Man Father' used to work at a Vaux dealer in Market Harborough and they were subcontracted by the RAC for some jobs during busy periods.

One job he was called to was at a large house where the owners had locked themselves out of their car............they had only discovered this when they went to place the car keys in a large bowl as part of the evenings wife swapping programme!!!!
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« Reply #2 on: 16 January 2007, 16:53:08 »
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Many moons ago 'Man Father' used to work at a Vaux dealer in Market Harborough and they were subcontracted by the RAC for some jobs during busy periods.

One job he was called to was at a large house where the owners had locked themselves out of their car............they had only discovered this when they went to place the car keys in a large bowl as part of the evenings wife swapping programme!!!!

 :o ;D ;D

am sure this goes on in our village . . .   ????   country people seem to be strange!!
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« Reply #3 on: 16 January 2007, 16:54:55 »
It helps to maintain an insular gene pool..... ;D
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« Reply #4 on: 16 January 2007, 16:59:01 »
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It helps to maintain an insular gene pool..... ;D

Eh, wots that mean  :-[  
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« Reply #5 on: 16 January 2007, 16:59:49 »
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Many moons ago 'Man Father' used to work at a Vaux dealer in Market Harborough and they were subcontracted by the RAC for some jobs during busy periods.

One job he was called to was at a large house where the owners had locked themselves out of their car............they had only discovered this when they went to place the car keys in a large bowl as part of the evenings wife swapping programme!!!!


thats quality just tring to imagine them explaining it  ::)
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« Reply #6 on: 16 January 2007, 17:02:05 »
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It helps to maintain an insular gene pool..... ;D

Eh, wots that mean  :-[  


Knowing villages....they will all be related.....beware of surprise party invitations.......you saw what happened in Royston Vasey.....
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« Reply #7 on: 16 January 2007, 17:02:16 »
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Many moons ago 'Man Father' used to work at a Vaux dealer in Market Harborough and they were subcontracted by the RAC for some jobs during busy periods.

One job he was called to was at a large house where the owners had locked themselves out of their car............they had only discovered this when they went to place the car keys in a large bowl as part of the evenings wife swapping programme!!!!

Yousod I had great difficulty keeping a straght face!

Now why is he called "Man Father"?
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« Reply #8 on: 16 January 2007, 17:02:53 »
Coz hes a Man and Hes my Father.....
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« Reply #9 on: 16 January 2007, 17:04:36 »
Strange things happen in the world of (village I work in) - I have heard some weird stories.

Yes there are wife swappers and an only gay in the village!
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« Reply #10 on: 16 January 2007, 17:06:26 »
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Coz hes a Man and Hes my Father.....

Well I call mine Dad and I get called Daddy
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It helps to maintain an insular gene pool..... ;D

Eh, wots that mean  :-[  


Knowing villages....they will all be related.....beware of surprise party invitations.......you saw what happened in Royston Vasey.....

No i didnt,  who's he ?  sorry but i dont watch the news or read papers
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« Reply #12 on: 16 January 2007, 17:16:40 »
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Strange things happen in the world of (village I work in) - I have heard some weird stories.

Yes there are wife swappers and an only gay in the village!

There are some strange couples in our village. The men are well you know a bit camp,
but geet canny tho,  but they live with woman ???

But i do notice the cars parked up tho  :-?


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« Reply #13 on: 16 January 2007, 17:25:49 »
Royston Vasey (which is Roy Chubby Browns real name) was the village in the league of gentlemen......
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« Reply #14 on: 16 January 2007, 17:30:39 »
Oh aye, a know chubby brown  :-X

Mick likes the league of gentleman, i dont understand it and they are ugly.
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