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[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Dont let my profession think my judgement is clouded here, exposure to the wife's trolly dolly colleagues puts me in touch with many guy men a large number are good friends.

To quote one of them "If a straight guy wears Jean-Paul Gautier then he may as well put on a pair of arse-less leather chaps and lube up his backdoor......"

 

In no way am I homophobic...................but Jean Paul Gautier scent is for arse bandits and sh*tstabbers only.

[Iain]

a fear of what,being gay or being PC?

[amigov6]

I'll admit to being homophobic, (it hurts!!!!!) but nothing gay about smelling nice.....tip it in a Blue Stratos bottle.

[Iain]

In no way am I homophobic...................but Jean Paul Gautier scent is for arse bandits and sh*tstabbers only

As i have a bottle of the stuff then that must be me then eh? mate

[Richie London]

Dont let my profession think my judgement is clouded here, exposure to the wife's trolly dolly colleagues puts me in touch with many guy men a large number are good friends.

To quote one of them "If a straight guy wears Jean-Paul Gautier then he may as well put on a pair of arse-less leather chaps and lube up his backdoor......"

 

In no way am I homophobic...................but Jean Paul Gautier scent is for arse bandits and sh*tstabbers only.

im not homophobic, i got aftershave for xmas, never wore it, i wasnt allowed  
i wont allow my kids to wear Gay And Proud clothes or go in there shops either

[STMO123]

In no way am I homophobic...................but Jean Paul Gautier scent is for arse bandits and sh*tstabbers only

As i have a bottle of the stuff then that must be me then eh? mate

Sounds like

[HolyCount]

Real 'male' scents: Brut 66 [size=9](with the great smell of 'Enery Cooper')[/size] & Old Spice [size=9](excellent for lighting recalcitrant BBQ`s)[/size]

Personally, I prefer the simple "old fashioned" scent of a freshly showered; clean-man, wearing freshly laundered clothes.

I actually still like those aftershaves (wouldn't wear them now though!)

But -- ooooooh, a loaf of carbolic and a scrubbing brush goes a long way !!!!

[STMO123]

Real 'male' scents: Brut 66 [size=9](with the great smell of 'Enery Cooper')[/size] & Old Spice [size=9](excellent for lighting recalcitrant BBQ`s)[/size]

Personally, I prefer the simple "old fashioned" scent of a freshly showered; clean-man, wearing freshly laundered clothes.

I actually still like those aftershaves (wouldn't wear them now though!)

But -- ooooooh, a loaf of carbolic and a scrubbing brush goes a long way up my bottie!!!!

 :-? :-? :-?

[HolyCount]

Real 'male' scents: Brut 66 [size=9](with the great smell of 'Enery Cooper')[/size] & Old Spice [size=9](excellent for lighting recalcitrant BBQ`s)[/size]

Personally, I prefer the simple "old fashioned" scent of a freshly showered; clean-man, wearing freshly laundered clothes.

I actually still like those aftershaves (wouldn't wear them now though!)

But -- ooooooh, a loaf of carbolic and a scrubbing brush goes a long way up my bottie!!!!

 :-? :-? :-?

Lol -- well -- t'would get the "bits" clean (as well as make the eyes water    )

[Dusty]

Well Mr Dusty will not be wearing it I can tell you that from experience, but hats off to the men of the forum who are willing to admit they wear it.

Anyway, does anyone want to buy the bottle I have. It is unopened. 125ml blue torso bottle with an outer packaging that looks like a tin can with the label removed (Yes really)

£15 to include postage if you want it. (Half price)

Let me know by pm if you are worried about other forum members knowing

[markey mark]

Well Mr Dusty will not be wearing it I can tell you that from experience, but hats off to the men of the forum who are willing to admit they wear it.

Anyway, does anyone want to buy the bottle I have. It is unopened. 125ml blue torso bottle with an outer packaging that looks like a tin can with the label removed (Yes really)

£15 to include postage if you want it. (Half price)

Let me know by pm if you are worried about other forum members knowing

yep i will have it dusty  

[Dusty]

Well Mr Dusty will not be wearing it I can tell you that from experience, but hats off to the men of the forum who are willing to admit they wear it.

Anyway, does anyone want to buy the bottle I have. It is unopened. 125ml blue torso bottle with an outer packaging that looks like a tin can with the label removed (Yes really)

£15 to include postage if you want it. (Half price)

Let me know by pm if you are worried about other forum members knowing

yep i will have it dusty  

PM sent  

[stuart30]

It was Mr Dusty's birthday a couple of days ago. So as a treat for him I decided to buy him some designer aftershave which cost £30 for a small bottle.

The aftershave in question was called "Le Male by Jean Paul Gautier", upon giving my gift to Mr Dusty he was not best pleased.

He said that Jean Paul Gautier was gay and his scents would only sell to the gay community and metrosexuals. The sort of men who would wear nail varnish, makeup and be very gay in their demeanor. (No disrespect to any Gay OOF members)

I should add that the design of the bottle was in the design of a naked male torso with emphasis on the definition of the buttocks and male front parts . This only made Mr Dusty more determined to not use it.

I have accused Mr Dusty of being homophobic, and tell him it is just an aftershave nothing else. His reply to this was that instead of buying me perfume designed by Elizabeth Hurley of Sarah Jessica Parker he would buy me some perfume designed by Martina Navratilova or Billy Jean King and see how I like it.

Mr Dusty says what normal man would want to go around smelling of essence of Jean Paul Gautier.

Do you think he has a point? :-/

Or like me do you think he is being ridiculous.

Sounds like a very balanced chap too me....you do know that they have gay employees who make that gay perfume and they wee in it...true mate of a bloke i know shagged a guy from the factory.

Next time buy him a bottle of Old spice or Brut 33...real men splash.

[markey mark]

Well Mr Dusty will not be wearing it I can tell you that from experience, but hats off to the men of the forum who are willing to admit they wear it.

Anyway, does anyone want to buy the bottle I have. It is unopened. 125ml blue torso bottle with an outer packaging that looks like a tin can with the label removed (Yes really)

£15 to include postage if you want it. (Half price)

Let me know by pm if you are worried about other forum members knowing

yep i will have it dusty  

PM sent  

and payment made  

[stuart30]

In no way am I homophobic...................but Jean Paul Gautier scent is for arse bandits and sh*tstabbers only

As i have a bottle of the stuff then that must be me then eh? mate

Ummmm well  not unless you're the kind of guy that would crappity smack a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around.