In fact here is a list of all questions and responses:
: Would the engine for this fit my Maestro? 14-Feb-09
A: no problem but you might have to sit in the back with all the other numpties!
Q: what is your BIN price. I need a car to break 14-Feb-09
A: it just so happens i have one to break,but not this one cupcake!
Q: is it petrol or diesel 14-Feb-09
A: coal!
Q: so if i let you keep the cats you are saying i can knock 4 pound off the final price yes :-)?? Mick aka tyreburner!!! 14-Feb-09
A: precisely!i take it you are bidding?
Q: The green truck on the left. Is it for sale? If so, how much? Also the gnarled tree on the right looks just right for my new landscaped patio. Could you include it with the sale of the truck ? 14-Feb-09
A: i can include the tree but the truck isnt for sale.am i missing something here?i was sure i was selling a car.then again at this price do you think people might be bidding for the tree!
Q: has the car got a cd player or tape? 14-Feb-09
A: why would that make a big difference to your bid?thats if you have bid!
Q: nice to see you have a sense of humour ! how much do you want for the car ( roughly ) 07812 361990 Jon give me a call or just email. Cheers Jon 14-Feb-09
A: £750 and i shall remove it if the bidding doesnt improve,my sense of humour doesnt stretch that far!
Q: Is it the BM Engine, any MOT, Whats the Milage, does it run well, is the Interior clean.
Has the Body got ant dents on the roof?. Whats the Arches like, doe's it look tidy. Do you require any deposit at Auction End? .......Sorry couldn't resist. Good luck with the Sale. 14-Feb-09
A: i am only selling the engine but it has got an mot!
Q: is the cat included in the sale , if so i will give you £2.00 more

13-Feb-09
A: could you make it £4 there is a pair!you could use them as earmuffs to keep your empty head warm.
Q: would cash on collection be ok as i dont have paypalthanks andy 13-Feb-09
A: yes but it would have to be a damn site more than the ridiculous amount its on now.if the bidding does not improve,it will be withdrawn.
Q: what this auction for?the engine?or the car cheers 12-Feb-09
A: are you real?or just takink the p___!