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Re: How did she know?
« Reply #15 on: 14 February 2009, 21:06:47 »
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When I have bacon and eggs, my farts smell eggy. Perhaps you trumped and gave the game away. ::)
i did have 2 eggs...
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Re: How did she know?
« Reply #16 on: 14 February 2009, 21:08:09 »
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When I have bacon and eggs, my farts smell eggy. Perhaps you trumped and gave the game away. ::)
i did have 2 eggs...

Problem solved. Just call me Sherlock.
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Re: How did she know?
« Reply #17 on: 14 February 2009, 21:15:01 »
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When I have bacon and eggs, my farts smell eggy. Perhaps you trumped and gave the game away. ::)
i did have 2 eggs...

Problem solved. Just call me Sherlock.

I have heard you called worse........... ;D ;D ;D
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Re: How did she know?
« Reply #18 on: 14 February 2009, 22:47:16 »
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You wasn't slouched on the sofa...belly over hanging the trousers with them undone was you. ;D

Normally a give away... :y
Bent over a soldering iron in the dining room, would have thought the solder would have masked any smells from cooking?

Its a mystery....


She probaly checked or threw something in the bin and saw the egg shells and empty wrappers ;D ;D
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Re: How did she know?
« Reply #19 on: 15 February 2009, 00:01:09 »
Probably when she skidded across the kitchen floor on the fat that had spat everywhere ;D.
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Re: How did she know?
« Reply #20 on: 15 February 2009, 01:21:55 »
you just cant hide the smell of a good fry up, lingers for ages. tried that ,been there. you wont get away with it.  ;D
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Re: How did she know?
« Reply #21 on: 15 February 2009, 04:23:47 »
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As she was out today, selling pins or something, I thought I'd treat myself to a manly fry up at lunchtime - the full works.  I put all the stuff in dishwasher to hide my tracks.

She just walked through the door and said "You've had a fry up, haven't you".  How did she know?

Must have been the leftover smell :y
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Re: How did she know?
« Reply #22 on: 15 February 2009, 09:05:50 »
The Mrs has laser and x-ray vision. She noted that a tea bag was missing in combination with a few grains of salt.  :-?
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Re: How did she know?
« Reply #23 on: 15 February 2009, 09:07:28 »
I've met Mrs TB, can't see anything getting past her ;)
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Re: How did she know?
« Reply #24 on: 15 February 2009, 09:28:51 »
my missus knew everytime i had a fry up so i got so bugged with it that i threw out the deep fat frier, still no slimmer though............ ;D
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