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Joke
« on: 27 February 2009, 22:41:27 »
 
Dai walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm.
His wife is lying in bed reading.

Dai says,"This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache"

Wife replies, "I think you'll find that is a sheep."

Dai replies, "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."
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Re: Joke
« Reply #1 on: 27 February 2009, 22:43:32 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Joke
« Reply #2 on: 27 February 2009, 23:28:31 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Joke
« Reply #3 on: 27 February 2009, 23:30:15 »
That one is older than "Vamps"  ::)
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Re: Joke
« Reply #4 on: 27 February 2009, 23:30:35 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Joke
« Reply #5 on: 28 February 2009, 00:17:55 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Joke
« Reply #6 on: 28 February 2009, 05:17:45 »
 :y ;D :y
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Re: Joke
« Reply #7 on: 28 February 2009, 07:29:44 »
Old but still funny ;D ;D :y
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Re: Joke
« Reply #8 on: 28 February 2009, 07:31:26 »
might be old but its a new one for me lol
i liked that  :y
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Re: Joke
« Reply #9 on: 28 February 2009, 22:46:42 »
 :y :y
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Re: Joke
« Reply #10 on: 28 February 2009, 22:54:22 »
Oldie but Goldie .. :)
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Re: Joke
« Reply #11 on: 28 February 2009, 23:09:39 »
Like it but then i am welsh ;D :y
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Re: Joke
« Reply #12 on: 28 February 2009, 23:11:40 »
Teach her to always have a headache!!! ::) :D
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